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Escaping the dark side.

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I have been waiting forever for you to see that! ๐Ÿคญ

04.12.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/ugot...

04.12.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The big news around here is that raccoons wound up getting drunk and pissing and s******* all over the place after they got boozed up. ๐Ÿคฃ

04.12.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please give my condolences to my Chapstick buddy as well. ๐Ÿ˜”

04.12.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP my old friend FORK. I've had you since the late 1980s. You've served me well! ๐Ÿ˜œ
And yes I have been using the same fork, butter knife, spoon, serrated knife since then. She's the first to conk out

04.12.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I'm so sorry for your loss Jane. ๐Ÿ˜ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

04.12.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations you guys! I love how genuine you both were! So happy and I love the facial reactions! Congratulations!

04.12.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The protein shakes started on rachel, matt, lane, hayden, Britney, enzo, Ragan season BB 12?
Lane keep making a big stink about it because he worked out and used it a lot. If it showed up before then it would have been because of Russell from bb11. That's all my memory will allow me to remember ๐Ÿ˜‚

30.11.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have decided on a pronoun:
"Fucked"

30.11.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I figured I was going to be snowed in and ordered ice melt and now they can't get it to me maybe up until January 3rd! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ The joke is definitely on me!

30.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never watch a new documentary history movie without falling into a rabbit hole of all the old TV series, movies, documentaries that have been made about it. Nuremberg Movie in each version was different. I'm going to now watch Judgment at Nuremberg w/ Judy Garland, Burt lancaster, Spencer Tracy.

30.11.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh I knew this was coming! I procrastinated just a tad too long though. Didn't get ice melt. Oh well cat litter it is! Cuz it's going to turn to ice. Ground is too warm.

30.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ

22.11.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question, if it was a meeting & questions were being taken why would Trump be sitting and Mamdani be standing? Both should be sitting or both should be standing. there was a power play but I don't know who had the upper hand on that.
Jester performing for the king?(Trump's view)
I despise that T guy

22.11.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just going to try and donate it to the local church community to sell. I don't know it's every time I post something now on marketplace I get the dumbest replies. And checking their profile doesn't work anymore

22.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another very good way to look at that!

22.11.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've posted a lawn mower for free on marketplace.
Woke up to;
1st reply: I need.
My reply: first come first serve no holds.
1st replyers reply:
"Dick in the butt"

UUUUUGGGGGGG
I HATE #FBMARKETPLACE !
and
Effrs got me!๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

22.11.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chunky if I had the extra couple of quarters back in the day. Otherwise it was a Nestle crunch bar. Not today though. I think they changed the formula

22.11.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was cringy to watch. Trump over acted. That's my take. Mamdani stood like a mannequin in a window at times. Not knocking qualifications but robotic

22.11.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever it was it's gone now. Had to be aliens. Everyone else's lights are off except for the idiot with the security camera directed at my house. The main lights are off. He's so stupid that's how I knew he had his cams on me.๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
I think it's funny they were jumping around! I have circus aliens!๐Ÿคฃ

22.11.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would get it if it was filled mice just running around but when they started hopping High I was like that's not a field mouse! I just blew the leaves so maybe they had something hidden underneath that's why I thought they were field mice. I'm over here studying two lights jumping All around ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคญ

22.11.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm convinced they're aliens. Watch as they completely jump up in the air and jump a far distance. And yes at first I thought field mice. I've watched this video three times. I'm calling it now.... aliens!

22.11.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kept thinking that was from the Sun.

20.11.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't know what his back looks like

20.11.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a piece of s*** this person is! Narcissistic and every other word besides pathetic and a low life apply.

20.11.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blackhead jar girl is going to vote on who has the least ripe pimples she could pop right now #survivor

20.11.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't heard half of the s*** that they're talked about because I'm so distracted by the man pube chest hairs. #survivor ๐Ÿคฎ

20.11.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now either send Jawan home or blackhead jar girl home #survivor

20.11.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shut the f****** steven! #survivor stupid space facts

20.11.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Savannah for immunity idol #survivor

20.11.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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