BARNING HARD

How about I just give you $20, you take me out back, kick me in the balls, and we call it a day?

We rely on our defense to score points. I can see it going either way honestly

Our folks just need a reason at this point

Setting up for Stoops to save his job next weekend

Hello everyone

Sorry for my departure.

I’m still over on the other app, enjoying a lovely football season.

Don’t ask for details.

Going great.

No, I promise.

Just swell.

Until next time. ❤️

100%

I remember you, Jon!

It’s been fun so far!

Sorry about Calzada.

Yes, I’m still on here

No, I don’t plan on posting here much.

Just didn’t know if this was still active and if I could access it.

Anyway, don’t do anything that I’d do.

Or do it.

Idgaf.

It’s your life

GGs

Two damn good teams

SHIT IS STILL ON THE TV!!

WDE!

Such is life

Just touching base because Auburn Twittah is on suicide watch even though that loss could be seen a mile away.

Late to this, I know, but not being able to fit something in a space seems to be a repeating pattern in my life

You gotta cook up 2 batches of bacon:

1 batch is to be used for the black eyed peas.

The second batch is emergency backup for the black eyed peas.

When you don’t need it, and you won’t, that becomes a personal batch of bacon.

Better safe than sorry

Fuck a kiss.

Swing on somebody at midnight.

Set the tone for 2025.

Now I don’t mean to tarnish the holiday season by any means, but I’m pretty sure the chick that sings “Santa Baby” really, really wants to bang Santa.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Yo Oral B, I don’t need a 10 second snowflake animation in your app because it’s Christmas time.

A 10 second period could be a determining factor in whether I’m late to IKEA or not.

I’m just trying to brush my teeth

Or why not?

Oh hell yeah

a man wearing a baseball cap and a black shirt is talking about tomorrow . ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and a black shirt is talking about tomorrow .

I don’t think there’s any 5 minute interval in the movie Christmas Vacation that doesn’t include a quote that you could argue is the best saying in the movie.

It’s mixed

Sounds about right

Gonna be interesting to see if the Auburn Fambly did any self reflection the last few years over how they treated Bo Nix now that we’ve signed a similar built Jackson Arnold

Ah, who am I kidding

Yall gonna shit on him too no matter what

Idk who all needs to hear this, but if you have to pull your phone to correctly
place your extremely large order at the speaker in the drive thru, you can just do that shit on the app before you arrive

Now spend the rest of our piggy bank money on the offensive line, please

Spicier one?

Do tell

Like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders