Catey Miller

No sex! Old man! It's a good idea and I stand by it

My brother organized a reunion of the band we played in middle and high school. We had a 3-hour jam and memory session that was one of the highlights of the year.

Here’s a video of us straight up boofing the beginning of a song we wrote when we were 13 that we were trying to remember.

Checking in from a week of Holiday Aunt ing to let you know "guess what? Chicken butt" is alive and well

The unearned feeling of personal accomplishment when you get to the end of a hair appointment and your stylist says "Can I take a few pictures?"

I refuse to do this! I can’t see a trailer for a chimpanzee horror movie and NOT make a comment to my beautiful wife.

Do you think anyone else waiting for this metal-covers-of-video-game-music concert to start recognizes Video Killed the Radio Star in the preshow playlist because of Ben Folds Five's cover of it

This is a misrepresentation of the facts but I will say it was not fair to Elton John

Colin guest judging on Beat Bobby Flay talking about what a good cook Scarlett is and being upset that she was snarky about a pie he made, AND judging a chef from where I live?? Huge Saturday for me

Lots of competition for the whitest thing about me but a strong contender is how excited I get when I see Colin Jost or ScarJo

also how much more excited I get when they talk about each other

The end of dine-in Pizza Hut tracks closely to a decline in youth literacy rates. In this essay

Just as a public service: Jeopardy! doubled its clue values back in 2001, so $500 hasn't been on the board since the first Harry Potter movie was in theaters. Please tell everyone you know to switch to an even number when you wisecrack in this format.

Not the most pressing issue re the church's public image, but at some point we should talk about how we can't count. Yeah Lent is 40 days. Oh no 40 days if you don't count Sundays. Sunday is our main day, yeah. Speaking of I'm pretty definitely sure Sunday is three days after Friday

It's objectively so funny that I've seen three friend's Facebook posts, gotten two tweet alerts and two "breaking news" emails, and received a personal text about the Yankees being able to have facial hair now. Good normal sport I love it

Unfortunately watching snow fall all day has made me feel like there's still magic, my heart can recognize beauty, goodness is possible,

Guess I wasn't joking
twitch.tv/beingfacetious

@wendall42.bsky.social Wendy I am so rarely here I'm so sorry I just now noticed I wasn't following you back 💀💀💀

Everything sucks and my therapist wants me to do things just for enjoyment and also to take my ability to talk for an hour about any television show on the road

So I might start sometimes streaming cozy games and talking about TV. Starting with Bear and Breakfast and Scrubs. Can't-miss content

Right!!!

ZACH CHERRY APPRECIATION POST:

I love Zach Cherry

Cheers from Vampire CCM January

I realize this is not really why people are leaving xwitter but have to say that the vibe here is NOT any better or less dire

and also as far as I can tell Jeff Passan still isn't here so like

So glad so many new folks are here to help me celebrate @matsuiforever.bsky.social's birthday!!! Kyle puts so much kindness and fun and creativity into the world and I love him a whole bunch.

Timothee Chalamet as Bob Dylan from the set of a movie where he plays Bob Dylan. He looks more like young Billie Joe Armstrong.

Politely begging the movies to stop asking me to take this li'l fella seriously.

Fun Fact:

The Texas Rangers won the 2023 World Series.

I asked my wife to make this for me in photoshop

being an adult is being hungry, & wanting to eat garbage food, but when past you went grocery shopping, she was like, "No, be better, make better food choices" & now there isn't any garbage food at all in your house & what's even the point of being an adult if this is how you're living

met someone who told me their mom was their biggest fan and best friend and I was like oh ok that’s why you’re not funny

all these companies with their "we're sharing the love" and "we heart emoji our customers" are cowards. hit me with a "memento mori...might as well buy the fancy candle"

If you tell someone to “Google it” at this point you’re telling them to look up five ads and some AI-generated bs instead of the actual thing they want to know.

*old guy takes long hit on the bong*

“Back in my day, search engines used to find things besides the wreckage of late-stage capitalism.”

I wasn't aware until I actually started playing that in Tears of the Kingdom I'd get to not only live my own Alice-falling-down-the-rabbithole sequence(s) but also become a celebrated journalist??? child-Catey's dreams stay coming true