The Mad Fapper

MTB BB

Pics by @thicctrick1.bsky.social

LOVE when the pieces fall into place like that

!!!!!

Yes, purple!

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A homosexual cannot sleep because of an erection

so much for a nap

One day of work done and now off again for my regular weekend lol. It’s overcast and cool today in Portland and that’s totally not helping my vibes, not after a lovely day in the sun yesterday. (I also love listening to moody music on a cool autumn day, so the vibes were right for the drive home.)😊

just a tad! 👀😮‍💨

Coworker 2 is an open MAGA fuckwad so his response didn’t surprise me. He’s also openly complained about “boys in dresses” on more than one occasion.

And I’m the bad guy in his eyes today for telling him he’s being transphobic and inappropriate.

I’m SO glad to be back today after some
days off 🙄

overheard at work today:

Coworker 1 (dept lead): *plays song on phone* “I learned last night this was written about his father. Everyone thinks it’s about a chick.”

Coworker 2 (a manager): “Maybe his dad is a chick. Everyone seems to think they’re transgendered these days.”

YES

come visit!

A hairy homosexual in little blue trunks sitting on his knees and smoking a joint

A hairy homosexual in little blue trunks sitting on his knees and smoking a joint

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My husband on a pink ring floaty on the river at Rooster Rock

back at it

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🥰😏😘

normalize telling people you care about them/have feelings for them without an expectation that it needs to develop into something bigger or has to meet some unrealistic romance metric created by straight people✨

A hairy homosexual shows off his tummy, bush, balls, and cock.

My sister-in-law is still visiting, so not a ton of freedom for boners or pics. But here’s a little tummy for Tuesday.

Well my husband and I totally checked you out and thought you looked goooood.

Were you the hottie in the yellow shorts?

Oh shit, I was the sad boi on the sidelines who couldn’t skate!

Anyway, PDX queers should totally check out gay skate nights at Oaks Park. First and third Monday of each month.

I know, right?

I may not be skating with these folks, but my heart is so full seeing so many folks come out tonight.

Shoutout to the hotties making connections on the skating rink. I see y’all. ;) And y’all are precious.

Y’all, queer people are the absolute fucking best. :)

Shoutout to the hotties with mustaches. Especially the ones in cut-off shorts. 😮‍💨

My husband left me on the sideline and told me to pretend we’re younger and first meeting and he’s going to go skate around to try and impress me. :)

Y’all, he’s the fucking best. And really good at rollerskating.