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The Mad Fapper

@themadfapper.bsky.social

He/Him. Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.

2,907 Followers  |  1,818 Following  |  4,313 Posts  |  Joined: 22.08.2023  |  2.3152

Latest posts by themadfapper.bsky.social on Bluesky

need help cleaning up your good morning? 👅

29.01.2026 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💋

28.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

correct

28.01.2026 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOVE that syrup!

28.01.2026 03:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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28.01.2026 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what a cockhead! 😮‍💨

28.01.2026 00:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.01.2026 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😘

28.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.01.2026 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An erection beneath gray boxer briefs as well as a hairy tummy

An erection beneath gray boxer briefs as well as a hairy tummy

A hairy belly, some bush, and a chubbing cock pulled out of underwear

A hairy belly, some bush, and a chubbing cock pulled out of underwear

hey.

28.01.2026 00:07 — 👍 68    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

YES

27.01.2026 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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😮‍💨 Y’ALL!!

27.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Maybe your sister should be a better person 🤷🏻‍♂️

27.01.2026 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😏😮‍💨😈🤤

27.01.2026 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Locker Room Glances

27.01.2026 00:28 — 👍 1309    🔁 153    💬 5    📌 2
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After work smoke time

26.01.2026 22:46 — 👍 56    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

take me with youuuuu. i’ll even ride in the trunk, just get me to beach!

26.01.2026 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey. good balls.

26.01.2026 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😈

26.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

or a cameraman

26.01.2026 22:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I just noticed the home workout my husband has planned for me tomorrow lol

26.01.2026 03:27 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

ugh, HEARD, CHEF!

26.01.2026 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TOO OFTEN

25.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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good luck! 🤩🤞

12.01.2026 14:03 — 👍 64    🔁 75    💬 0    📌 4

I’m with Noodles

25.01.2026 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Husband: Did you just say “steamy in my britches”?

Me:

24.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SAME! Listened to it all the way through on the drive home from our hike :)

24.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listening to Agnes makes me feel super cunty. :)

24.01.2026 01:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Because that’s the one my husband claims lol. But also Ceratopsia are among my absolute faves.

23.01.2026 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really wish I could turn into a Triceratops right now and run through the fields at this park.

23.01.2026 21:50 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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