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He/Him. Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.

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A homosexual wearing all gray has woken up and pulls out his cock from his sweatpants

A homosexual wearing all gray has woken up and pulls out his cock from his sweatpants

MCM: 11.10.25.

10.11.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿคฎ lol

10.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*memorizes details*

09.11.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a really good dream last night where the main characters from my comic acted as a team to take out some ICE agents and free people from a vehicle that the scum fucks tried to snatch up. Very Danger Room opening sequence teamwork with some mangled nazis at the end :)

08.11.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A homosexual wearing a gray t-shirt and gray sweatpants and unseen gray boxer briefs pulls out his soft cock

A homosexual wearing a gray t-shirt and gray sweatpants and unseen gray boxer briefs pulls out his soft cock

A very gray soft Saturday.

08.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing in front of a body of water ALT: a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing in front of a body of water
07.11.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yโ€™all already get my love :)

07.11.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A big hi-howdy-hello to the influx of new followers, presumably thanks to some recent reblogs. But let me me quite clear: if you have nothing in your profile and nothing of yourself on your page, you will be blocked. Itโ€™s 2025. We know how to social media by now. โœŒ๐Ÿป

07.11.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

07.11.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

best friday ever :)

07.11.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, welcome :)

07.11.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy 17th Anniversary to my husband :)

06.11.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck, Iโ€™m so sorry ๐Ÿ’”

06.11.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other . the woman is holding a rose in her hand . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other . the woman is holding a rose in her hand .
06.11.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or, I could be like the Ebon Father (โ„ข๏ธ) and wield the Void. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

05.11.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And honestly, with Elliott passing, I feel like Iโ€™ve hit a new mental rock bottom. So itโ€™s like, I can either give in to the enveloping void of despair, or I can reach out to these old friends in my head and see what new stuff we figure out about each other.

05.11.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I intend to. Iโ€™m at a new, nice peace with the project where Iโ€™m fine if it never comes to be because in the meantime, I just really like visiting with these characters and writing down the new things they show me about themselves and their adventures.

05.11.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been rereading my older journals of story ideas and characters for my comic world, and damn, I was really cooking with some of these ideas.

05.11.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my coworkers who has been falling deeper and deeper into libertarianism continues to be the worst and say awful things about groups of people and countries. Today, so far, includes awful takes on Africa, Mexico, and, of course, Palestine.

05.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, heโ€™s been absolute trash for a while ๐Ÿคฎ

05.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

uhhh, FUCK YES, Lodoss!

05.11.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a drag queen is praying with her hands folded in front of her face and the words drag race out of context behind her ALT: a drag queen is praying with her hands folded in front of her face and the words drag race out of context behind her
05.11.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A growing erection beneath some gray sweatpants. Also hairy tummy.

A growing erection beneath some gray sweatpants. Also hairy tummy.

Tummy, ft. new sweatpants

05.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy wearing a hat says yas queeni yas queeni yas queeni ALT: a young boy wearing a hat says yas queeni yas queeni yas queeni
04.11.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with a purple shirt on . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a purple shirt on .
03.11.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Umm, Iโ€™d just straight up refuse.

03.11.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Anniversary indeed! โ™ฅ๏ธ

02.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!!! โœŒ๐Ÿปโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‚

01.11.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A homosexual pulls out his plumping cock

A homosexual pulls out his plumping cock

Saturday soft-ish

01.11.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trick or skeet!

31.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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