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Miles Batty

@satyrmoon.bsky.social

I'm English, I'm a Witch. I enjoy fantasy, science fiction, Dungeons & Dragons, and bad puns. LGBTQ ally. I speak with a stammer. Possessed of a mind not merely twisted but actually sprained. And I kicked cancer's sorry ass.

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On today's installment of Things That Don't Suck, we bring you Not Your Average Joel ;0)

10.07.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is not normal. A sitting president refusing to call the governor of a state after two elected officials were shot, one fatally, is beyond words. A typical president, regardless of politics, would pick up the phone. Offer condolences.

17.06.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39332    ๐Ÿ” 8217    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2673    ๐Ÿ“Œ 666
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In addition to gutting Medicaid and SNAP, the House Reconciliation bill takes aim at the clean energy boom ๐Ÿ”‹๐ŸŒฑ

Slashing clean energy tax credits = slashing jobs in your own district ๐Ÿ’ผโšก๏ธ

Letโ€™s see how that plays out ๐Ÿ‘€

22.05.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1775    ๐Ÿ” 397    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Hurry up

11.05.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 602    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

The brief sounds brilliant, and I think I would enjoy reading it.
But I do have one question: why would a 158 page book cost ยฃ128?? That's prohibitively expensive for me.

12.05.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alt text: Love understands every colour of the rainbow.
Love is more than binary.

06.05.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Love understands every colour of the rainbow.
Love is more than binary

Love understands every colour of the rainbow. Love is more than binary

06.05.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who did this? ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.04.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21646    ๐Ÿ” 4573    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1718    ๐Ÿ“Œ 991

I agree.
He has.
But it won't matter.
His MAGA base will always adore him and thr judges he bought are afraid to upset him.
So he'll coast along like everything is fine.

27.04.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's no way he'd bring those back. He's eradicating any mention of progress or innovation by anyone whose not white.
They're both POC marketing icons, no way they get a pass.

22.04.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes.... conditionally.
I try to, if not love everyone, then to at least think we'll of everyone.
But I was the victim in a 7 year abusive relationship. She actively tried to destroy me. To her, my suicide would have been a victory. There are still psychological scars.
She gets no love from me.

22.04.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Stirling Night Market - Small Business Fair Find tickets & information for The Stirling Night Market - Small Business Fair. happening at Albert Halls, Stirling, SC on Sat, 26 Apr, 2025 at 05:00 am. Register or Buy Tickets, Price information.

Hey Glasgow Scotland area people! Portable Weirdness will be at Stirling Night market this Saturday with Miles Batty @satyrmoon.bsky.social and the usual suspects, new loot, and books! See y'all there ;0)
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21.04.2025 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The man cannot speak without belittling someone.

20.04.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Assorted Haiku

Haiku #2511
ย 
Tourists wait in line
to enter Machu Picchu.
Oh, look! A high queue.

Haiku #564127
ย 
how dare you suggest
I have a short attention
spanish omelette
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Limeraiku
ย 
There once was a young
limerick from Kew who turned
into a haiku.

The Constraints of Haiku
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Tied up all night with
a haiku dominatrix
and her three-line whip.
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Shakespearean Haiku
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Shall I compare thee
To a summerโ€™s day? Alright โ€“
Thou art pretty hot.
ย 
How to Write a Haiku
ย 
The last line should flow
seamlessly from the first two โ€“
hippopotamus.
ย ย 

Brian Bilston

Assorted Haiku Haiku #2511 ย  Tourists wait in line to enter Machu Picchu. Oh, look! A high queue. Haiku #564127 ย  how dare you suggest I have a short attention spanish omelette ย  Limeraiku ย  There once was a young limerick from Kew who turned into a haiku. The Constraints of Haiku ย  Tied up all night with a haiku dominatrix and her three-line whip. ย  Shakespearean Haiku ย  Shall I compare thee To a summerโ€™s day? Alright โ€“ Thou art pretty hot. ย  How to Write a Haiku ย  The last line should flow seamlessly from the first two โ€“ hippopotamus. ย ย  Brian Bilston

Itโ€™s International Haiku Poetry Day today apparently so here are a few haiku with which to start the day.

17.04.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 364    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Can.
Won't.

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A lot of Americans do NOT want Universal Health care. I asked a friend about why. His explanation was simple.
"Why the f#@k should I have to pay for Jimbob down the street to get a new liver? Let him pay for his own damn liver. What's he ever done for me?"
That's America, in a nutshell.

13.04.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh, I hadn't considered screen readers. Thanks.

12.04.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the start of the police state that 47 wants.

12.04.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's what 47's government wants. (Well, the Heritage Foundation does.)
They want a population that's too uneducated to think for itself.
It's easier to control a population that never learned critical thinking.

12.04.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question for you: I was once criticised here on Bluesky for not using alt in conjunction with a picture I posted.
Thing is, it was a picture of text on a wall. If you can read these words, you vould have read the words in the picture.
Should I have added an alt description of the text in the pic?

12.04.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is. But those heels look painful.

11.04.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To call it a "Tariff plan" is a bit of a reach. His use of tariffs was to manipulate the stock market to benefit his Insider Trading scheme.
That's what people need to be investigating.

11.04.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Start wearing a blue hat.
Ball cap, cowboy hat, propeller beanie, whatever. Make it blue.
The MAGAts are known by their red hats. It sends a message.
Start sending a blue message.

10.04.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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