24/7 Frankie Teardrop Challenge

Nutrition Facts Sering Size 1/2 block of noodle with seasoning (43g) Servings Per Container 2 Cals 1901 Cals trom fat 70

Who the fuck is splitting ramen

man up, Maruchan - Peanut Chews knows I’m eating that entire sleeve in one go

junk food that don’t put the entire object as serving size are cowards

what we really need is to figure out a new alloy so any Suburban crashing into an adorable lil k-van crumples like tissue

On the upside that sounds like living in the DARK SHADOWS opening credits

Pantone bullshit color of the year 2026

MOBILE MAIN — Cathode TV

Cathode TV playing a chromium series; right now it’s Ballard commenting on American car design

www.cathodetv.com/mobile

multigrain donuts are a two-way abomination

he’s like an Agent Smith that’d just wave his hands around instead of super-dodging

a channel I follow uploaded two whole seasons of Steven Segal and for a moment I thought youtube broke

overrated IKEA lamp

PS 376 SCHOOL OF TECHNOLOGY HAPPY GRINCH DAY! December Friday 2025 SCHOOL E ZONE 1000 FES

prepare yourselves

not to be that girl but i am inherently wary of the way a lot of cis guys recently ride way too hard for contemporary trans films and coded works that we've already reclaimed as though they're the first person to ever watch them lol

in a just world this woman’s DNA would be stricken from the book of life

The Baby Died. Whose Fault Is It? When her son died in utero, a venture capitalist went to extremes to punish her surrogate.

this story was barely three months ago and I nearly forgot Cindy Bi is avatar of the selfish, monstrous mentality of Silicon Valley & venture capitalism

www.wired.com/story/the-ba...

an easy way to find out who’s over 40 in any room is to start singing the “Growing Pains” theme and see who joins in

The parable of the blind men all describing different parts of a dame’s stockinged gam, 1940s author unknown, Tittha Sutta is a Buddhist scripture in Udāna, the third book in the fifth collection of Sutta Pitaka

Oh No, Performers Coming Into Audience PITTSBURGH—Audience members at the Benedum Center for the Performing Arts are reporting that, oh God, no, approximately 20 extremely enthusiastic actors are approaching the edge of the stage and appea...

I keep thinking this headline was “Oh God They’re Coming Into Audience” but this article remains succinct summary of why I don’t go to the theater theonion.com/oh-no-perfor...

“William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior”

1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?

2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?

[giving directions] keep going til you can’t go no more

fit appreciation for the lady who jogged in from 35 degree weather in a SCUM MANIFESTO long sleeve, looked over the Solzhenitsyn, then jogged back out

wish I got a better picture of the full two sided print

read this and the bees comment in reverse order - perfect

Oh and at one point, one cop pepper-sprayed another cop. (Around the 12-second mark.)

similarly for anyone looking to replace Spotify, actual DJs at NTS, The Lot Radio, East Village Radio, and KPISS all stream, are searchable by show, and led me to entire genres I didn’t know I’d love (like disco cumbia)

car dipshits trying to maneuver in a walking city

happy to say irl indie bookstores in NYC are doing ok because of exactly this

also: with the exception of sci fi you CAN judge a book by its cover - do it! Surprise yourself with something that catches your eye!

how do I write a cover letter saying ‘whatever I look like on paper, I am 1000% more competent than the 20something dude you’re considering for this or any given role’

if DC stops ripping Scorsese and starts ripping ASSASSIN 33 AD, I will buy an opening night ticket

out to the mustachioed older Spanish guy blasting Toccata in D Minor from his phone on the M train

now I’m in the holiday spirit

“She reads and prays with him and takes him to the arcade Dave & Buster’s “more than anyone has ever been,” Dos Santos Rodrigues said.”

This is already awful, but that chain arcade tix are the measure of loving parenting in this country is something even Harlan Ellison would’ve thought too much