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Old Sam

@pdfmerchant.bsky.social

Rare PDFs bought sold and traded

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i just work here bro. i’m a swirling ball of pulsing energy entombed in flesh. i’m a dirty goblin with a pink bow in its hair. i’m an early spring breeze blowing thru a junkyard. i’m an eyeball. i’m tired

27.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 60    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

smuggling a tank into the sensory deprivation tank

27.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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you're welcome!

27.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

smuggling my phone into the sensory deprivation tank

27.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 81    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0
A scary bald man bathed in evening redness.

A scary bald man bathed in evening redness.

Judge Holden

26.02.2026 10:26 — 👍 883    🔁 146    💬 26    📌 13

[from inside a hot spring] Onsen Zeros

26.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I was stuffed into a locker everyday for three years—now I understand how Jesus felt"

26.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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congrats

26.02.2026 13:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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here u go

26.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

save me faded black cowboy shirt and jeans. faded black cowboy shirt and jeans save me

26.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

your cell phone begins blaring with a loud alarm tone you've never heard, and a loud voice begins intoning "YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN DEFEATED IN SINGLE COMBAT." you can find no way to turn it off

07.05.2025 11:31 — 👍 173    🔁 22    💬 4    📌 0

[the wet-stone spirit reading this] hehehe... that's right... come on up...

26.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

well I'm the type of guy who likes to wriggle 'round
Where pretty girls are well, I'd rather be on the ground
I'm slimy and I'm horrid 'cause cuz I've got a rotten brain
If you don't crush me or squeeze me I'll get into your grain
Call me the wriggler, yeah the wriggler

19.11.2024 03:05 — 👍 48    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 1
Himalayan cedar trees

Himalayan cedar trees

Follow me through the ethereal cedars if you wish to live

26.02.2026 12:40 — 👍 170    🔁 19    💬 6    📌 0
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ask not for whom my little hat bells jingle. they jangle sad jingles for thee

26.07.2023 18:21 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, Conan. OK, Conan.

25.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 36    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

lucky for you that's the only kind available

25.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it gets lonely out there on the sine waves

25.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sure

25.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this one's been stewed

25.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"ohh, a "Book" club", i say, sliding my truncheon of rolled up phonebooks back into my pocket

25.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he's the one what stole my hat

25.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a bog is nature's time capsule of fashion history to a guy like me

25.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 42    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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never mind they found it

25.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 46    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

🤦🏻‍♂️

25.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

for context

25.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 71    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

can't believe i got robbed in the middle of the bog

25.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 54    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Ok kid you seem pretty sharp so let me break it down for you: I need medical attention immediately.

25.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 109    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0

whoa now. slow down there, partner. save some Tasks for the rest of us 🏜️

25.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0