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it's for your own good
05.03.2026 12:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0no one can know
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im sorry
05.03.2026 12:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0all that is negotiable but only if you agree to unilateral inspections of your snack enrichment sites
05.03.2026 11:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0hbd to them!
05.03.2026 11:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's little Friday, aka Thursday
05.03.2026 11:39 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0[very angry but partially deaf group of dock workers]: call yourselves Wharf Fighters aye?
05.03.2026 11:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05% of gdp OR 3% + some very good snacks
05.03.2026 11:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i was trying to search for a website that lets you add animated sparkles and stuff to images but the only search term i could think of was "vajazzle my pictures"
05.03.2026 11:32 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1they don't understand. what if our enemies are very small and unreasonably close
05.03.2026 11:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🥹i'll miss u too✒️💨
05.03.2026 11:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry everyone my boss says i have to stop playing and come inside
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out: Meetings Grindset 😓✍️😮💨
in: Greetings Mindset 😎👋😤
i take every opportunity to use it
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me protecting everyone rn
05.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0fave to shelter under Old Sam's apotropaic umbrella; repost to contribute 5% of your gdp to our collective defence alliance
05.03.2026 11:13 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0🫵eepy💤
05.03.2026 11:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0guys i am under old sams protection from spells
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guys i'm experiencing butterflies, by which i mean the willies, the heebie-jeebies, the jitters, the shakes, the jumps, the yips, collywobbles, jim-jams, the abdabs; aka the Joe Blakes; in other words
(North American English archaic): worriment
brb going on shark tank to pitch a weed-pen/midi-flute
05.03.2026 11:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i have a clear vision of my minions, running around a swamp waving plastic bags to collect the precious vapour
05.03.2026 11:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0rip (rest in palpitations)
05.03.2026 11:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maybe distill it. maybe from some kind of miasma or "bog air"
05.03.2026 11:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it has been 0️⃣ Days since oxford got penjamined
05.03.2026 10:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0smile amazing
05.03.2026 10:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i would protect
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out: Meetings Grindset 😓✍️😮💨
in: Greetings Mindset 😎👋😤
it's actually boring and really hard work
05.03.2026 10:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it's ok i'm winning
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