Old Sam

this dog was bad as

a wise dog once told me this

for me as a borzoi dog taking outside a walk is quite magical

to me too

[gnomes harder]

found it

heading to Gnome depot anyone need anything?

a red capped gnome atop a ladder inspects the entrance to a wooden birdhouse as large as himself. he is seeing if the bird has any new posts that he can fave

just popping over to your lil page after you fave my lil post

a gnome fedaykin warrior meditates on death before battle. next to him a pot of spice melange tea that will give him the fervor needed to embrace death and attack god

pov: u have been drafted into the gnome war

a veteran of the Gnome War (3rd Redcap Brigade) draws hard on his chillum pipe. the poppy resin makes him feel whole again, help him sleep. though invariably with the dawn come the screams again

if you support the war on drugs this is who you are fighting

gnome country for Old Sam

goblin mode? this is Gnome turf pal you green sfigatos got no business heah

garden gnome. office gnome. the eternal tension of imperial core and periphery

imagine thinking this is what a gnome is on

gnome country? for old men??

if you lived here you’d be gnome by now

i was the first to sequence the human gnome

half my phone storage has to be gnome pics

i feel like i would know exactly how greedily and how deep to mine. i could handle it

pov i am taking you to see my Ore collection

homie with the Ore plug

ore tonight?
admire my ore tonight queen?
ore tonight?? 👀

[ore goblin account]: 🚫Miners Do Not Interact💎⛏️🙅🏼‍♀️

(visibly upset) my collection of rare dirts!

using beard oil to lure a rare Barista

not now babe i’m eating rare dirts

me and the boys hearing about this for the first time

apotropaic gnomes up for sg

me and the boys gone off a thimbleful of mids (for a gnome mids are loud)