Everyone has lost the plot

I DO A STREET FIGHT I GET MY THREE STRIKES LIE DOWN AND BLEED OUT JUST TO SEE YOU SMILE COME WITH NO MAKEUP ON WITH YOUR HAIR OUT COME TO THE BACKSTAGE IM IN THE RED LIGHT I LAY AWAKE LATE NIGHTS PAST MY BEDTIME FOR SOME OF YOUR TIME JUST TO SEE YOU SMILE

I hope they never catch him

I need to steal a middle aged woman’s lifetime movie club membership

The few times I need to poop after showering I’m honestly not as bothered by the circumstances as I ever expect to be

I still think leftist alliance with Russia is unspeakably cringe

Watch collecting is among the gayest of hobbies that a man could indulge themselves in

seeing as this app will never take off I need right wingers to know they ruined the best social network of the 2010s and that I’ll never fuck with them for that reason fucking nerds I do hope they all get incurable and painful disease

if there’s raisins in anything I eat this Thanksgiving I’m going to stab whoever’s responsible