Whole-Wheat

Also never forget she was a HUGE racist lmao

Pathetic

@coachtodd.bsky.social I’ll tell you the panic attack I had when I got the notification you followed me, I thought Coach was about to come find and fight me

Dolphins fans right now

Ball knower

I thought Shay from Dan and Shay was a chick.
I’ve never listened to them but my wife talks about them all the time.

If I can’t be happy about Canes Hoops I can at least revel in @ibtoast.bsky.social tears

Ayo where OleMissSky at? #HottyToddy #LetsBeJerks

@thatcanesdude.bsky.social @canesfanjules.bsky.social idk how to tag or whatever but

Best behavior is relative and tomfoolery is a lost art. I live for this.

WF 3-1 on road 1-5 at home

@canesfanjules.bsky.social @thatcanesdude.bsky.social yall is this a safe space?

Me walking into the office Monday after my Canes get that W, despite forcing everyone (teams bowl ineligible) to listen to my doomsday theories the past two weeks

Please promise me Gumb’Onofrio gets his shit together this week or I’ll jump I swear to god

Hey what’s everybody doing to dispose of old batteries? It’s coming up to winter and I don’t want to keep driving all the way to throw them directly into Lake Michigan

My toxic trait is not putting the small tools back where they belong and instead putting them in my pockets

Did it hurt?
When you went to check on your parlays and

“Just stream it on your laptop” okay first of all, the canes aren’t playing today but I still have to watch Clemson/Pitt bc ACC implications.

Sorry babe, I can’t put up the ceiling fans in our daughters’ rooms because Gus Johnson is calling the Colorado/Utah game and I am INVESTED

The mixed emotions of a Super Bye Week™️ are best channeled into all the projects I’ve been putting off all football season. And I will get none of them done because I’ll just be monitoring my Hail Mary parlays all weekend.

The hugely damning problem is lack of dependability of the streaming service itself. It’s why I never had satellite, it’s why I gave up on Hulu after FAU’s Final Four appearance, and it’s why I gave up tonight on the fight. I’ll refresh the skyline in hopes of getting updates

@netflixeng.bsky.social get your act together

Hey is Keon Coleman on here yet? I’d like to applaud his work

I hope the Tyson / Paul fight is scripted for Jake to win but Tyson goes off script and we see the fear in that brats eyes when he realizes he’s hosed right before his lights go out

Don’t worry, I couldn’t figure out why I wasn’t seeing any accounts I was following for a while