CIA Brain Bugs

Who are you people?

"once you see the displayport to hdmi cable schematic, you'll never stop wanting to beat the walmart electronics accessory rack to death with your bare hands" - anthony bourdain

Lord help me. They are putting in a roundabout in my rural Iowa town, and the people with truck selfie profile pictures are calling it woke.

I print t shirts for my job. If I ever printed a left chest that low and crooked I'd be fired.

My wife just said Johnny Depp dresses like a coat rack in the back of a local theater that's doing productions of Seven Brides and Pirates of Penzance simultaneously

An executive needed to justify their job (to themselves mostly)

Sounds like he might be doing my walk too so maybe legalize it?

Email continues to be a mistake for mankind

Neighbor just started snow blowing his sidewalk at midnight. My neighborhood is not beating the meth head allegations.

Snowed in and watching The Thing.

Just filleted out some duck breast and I decided I'm going to boil the rest of the bones to make a duck bone broth.

At least they let the last guy with dementia be sleepy. Now we have to deal with an amphetamine fiend in chief

"Repestedly" is the perfect word for this

I was trying to do the responsible thing and put strap locks on my guitar tonight but I guess I'll just give up and never play the Les Paul standing up again.

If we had just let the lawn darts cull the dumbest children I don't think we'd have so many trump supporters

Do not let anyone make you feel bad for passing out on the couch watching football today

Thankful for:

My wife
My friends
My family
My cat
Your cat
Cats from years gone by
Wikipedia
The Internet Archive
Project Gutenberg
Transistors
Capacitors
Toroidal inductors
Fresh air
Sunshine
Lilac bushes
The players handbook
The dungeon masters guide
The monster manual

And viewers like you

Some maga child who was on our city council just won mayor in our town and there's a chance his council seat will get replaced by someone progressive. My friends were saying if that happens he will actually do less damage to the town as mayor.

I ask the tool box if it knows anything about the bandits our party is looking for

Not really any talking. I have throat coat tea on hand, I'm gonna try to sing a little tonight still and see if I need to toss out the higher register songs.

It's like the town in Iowa

I'm supposed to sing a three hour show tomorrow and my throat is gettin froggy. Great timing 👍

You don't appreciate what you've got till its gone

I should get a banjo

My band prints our shirts in glow in the dark ink but we don't tell the person. Two weeks later I'll be at the bar and someone will tell me their shirt scared the shit out of them on the bedroom floor in the middle of the night.

Bluesky: the official app of people who were 10 years old on 9/11 and then made it their whole personality

Yes but it needs to always include a "no good candidate" option and there needs to be criminal consequences for the candidates if that option wins.

Y'all talked about them repurposing the costume for anti smoking and drug PSAs and I'm almost certain we watched those in elementary school, but I kind of had assumed I dreamed it.

Am I supposed to believe that this nuzzi character is someone y'all knew and cared about before? Ain't no way

Ok but what if you did a whole tarot set?