Sepp

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I don't think I've ever actually posted a photo of myself here before, so here, have this very tired bathroom mirror pic I just took.

It's a pleasure to meet you 🙇🏻‍♀️

I know your show is called Never Post, but looking at this and my own inbox makes me want to Never Subscribe.

The coffee is quite lovely this morning

I'm so feeble I hurt my wrist trying to catch the Glacierfish 😂😭🤕

All I'm sayin' is, Fish Fear Me.
#StardewValley

That would be a lovely bit of good fortune. Fingers definitely crossed for that!!

Same hope here. This can't go on for too long or we are going to have quite a societal mess on our hands I fear.

XD I didn't realize how in earnest I was answering until this moment lol

2 in the afternoon and my melatonin still has not fully gone away. Oof.

Definitely under some moss covered rocks

YouTube video by Claudinho Viana II Grover Washington Jr. feat. Bill Withers - Just The Two of Us [HQ]

Woke up with this stuck in my head this morning

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

last time I went I saw a woman who was built like a firefighter and looked like she could rip me in half and I have *not* been able to stop thinking about her since lol

The worst part about grocery shopping is sometimes I fall in love with people I’ll never see again in my life

Damn. Being tired really makes me sleepy.

I'm a day late, but Happy 18th Birthday to None Pizza with Left Beef, everybody! #DFTBA #gazoonkas #Nerdfighteria

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Well, here's hoping that message is received well lol

*Sweats*

Oops!

This has got non-binary swag written all over it!

It's been a long couple of week busting my rear end around these parts. If there happens to be anyone out there who'd like to be my Patron of Small Vices, I have the Pal app and the Ven app. That last one should be down the thread here.

Many Thanks!

My very first girlfriend's oldest just turned 15 today. That means he's now as old as her and I were when we first met.

This is absolutely frying my brain to think about right now.

lol obvi

My theory as to why Ice Cube's tour bus got fire bombed here in Portland is that some leftist heard the words "Ice" and "bus" in the same sentence, blacked out, and went absolutely feral.

Me: Has been running a farm for nearly a decade for a profit of $14.5 Million

Some 1st Grader: "Have you ever thought about washing your food before you eat it?"

Stardew Valley is such a great game cause I've never once been able to predict what was going to happen next.

Like if you become good enough friends with the town children one of them teaches you how to kasher wild spring onions.

My philosophy instructor from college who taught my aesthetics and Eastern Philosophy classes is also a host of the local classical music radio station. I just got to hear her introduce and play Vivaldi's "Autumn" here on the first day of autumn.

That was a very fun moment for me.

He gets more awesome the more I learn about him

I’ve run the numbers and over the past 2 and a half to 3 days I’ve had about 26 cups of coffee and three Rockstar energy drinks.

Somehow my sleep hasn’t been this good in ages.