Zeena the Zeti

"Why am I not in Sonic Rumble."

"Oh, I'll SHUT YOU UP ALRIGHT."

There was a wild look in her eyes as she continued to throw punch after punch, trying desperately to land home one hit. It was obvious she was destabilizing... If Safi wasn't careful, this strategy may just come back to bite her hard!

"what the fuck is wrong with mobians."

smashing right through the structure and probably causing millions of dollars worth of damage to basically everything inside.

She bust out laughing as the soldiers scattered. "I've been wanting to do something like that for a fuckin' WHILE.

Ready to go then?"

returning as she lifted the wreck of the Big Foot.

The pilot wisely ejected, seconds before it began to spin in midair, rolling faster and faster until it was practically a truck-sized bowling ball.

And then she thrust her hand out, hurling the wreck into the base; it tore right through,--

"They're government funded. I'm not surprised.

Either that, or whoever gave us the intel is working with them. Could be it was here but it got moved."

Her eyes arrowed.

"That being said... I'm not exactly loathe to have the chance to wallop these idiots."

She lifted a hand, the blue aura--

the pair.

somewhat; just enough to render it immobile. It fell over with a loud THUD, the mangled machine sparking and twitching as its pilot tried to get something working.

"Did you find it?" the Zeti asked as she walked over to the hawk, holding a hand out to freeze the bullets the agents were firing at--

lurched, sparking.

Zeena stepped out of the shadows, a hand held up, a blue aura around it.

"Geez Jet. You're really getting them pissed off this time. They sent a wholeass robot after you. Lucky you brought me along, right?"

Her hand clenched into a fist and the mech collapsed in on itself--

His escape would be suddenly cut off as a two-legged mech fell from the sky, landing directly in front of him.

"FREEZE, BABYLONIAN!" came the pilot's voice, panels on the shoulder-mounted launchers lifting. "YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF CODES 7-A1 AND 3-7Z! STEP OFF THE BOARD AND-"

The mech--

"C'MERE YOU FEATHERY FUCK-"

"I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU."

"I MEAN NO BUT YOU SHOULDN'T LIKE. SAY IT???"

"Sometimes I wish I didn't have the ability to hear."

"I might have been on the Hex at the time..."

"...what the hell did we *miss????*"

"...what *happened????*"

"Wait, Jet has a metal eye???"

"We're a race of warriors with... a rather sordid history.

And... not really. Those islands were torn out of the ground during whatever cataclysm broke the Hex, but we adapted."

((I need this game so fucking bad

"Yeah sure. Why not."

The Zeti snarled; more of her strength was coming out, as she started throwing harder and harder punches, advancing on Safi, bloodthirst evident in her eyes.

And the air was starting to get colder too. The echidna was VERY close to pushing her over the edge...

"Shut. UP."

"I'M RIGHT HERE YOU 𒊀𒋀𒆭𒁭𒁠𒂠𒑊𒃠𒆭𒀠𒆠𒁠𒋠𒃀𒑊𒊀𒄠𒁠𒋀𒄠𒄀𒀀𒂠-"

"...wait... is *that* what Babylonian sounds like???"

"...Oh shoot, I'm probably an alien too."

Shadow...Shadow.

The joke is that I AM an alien.

That's the joke.

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"Why is Shadow a blob again"

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