ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(ᴋᴜ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ🏀🫧)™ timberbams

Babe. I promise you. The aliens have been inside of us all along.

05.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 37 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 1

I don’t get invited to many places, but when I do I say no

05.03.2026 13:50 — 👍 86 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 0

Nothing beats cuddling on a rainy day

05.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My saving grace I reach at the end of the game on my last life right before I think it's all over and I'm about to give up.

05.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a pixel art of sonic the hedgehog holding a shield Alt: a pixel art of sonic the hedgehog holding a shield

04.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's always a bullshit water level.

04.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss the 90s when that one aunt would send a dried out fruit cake wrapped in Saran wrap and nobody wanted to touch it but they'd mail them anyway.

04.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My life is like a video game and I'm dealing with mini boss levels while also having NPC sending me on infinite side quests.

04.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The saddest reflection of myself I've ever seen is in the bottom of my empty coffee mug.

04.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a w logo on his chest looks at the camera Alt: a man with a w logo on his chest looks at the camera

The Thing's thing... The Rock

03.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well... It was now they're all truths 🤣🤣🤣

03.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All the cheese

03.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME"

Me on my first day as a mortician

03.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 202 🔁 63 💬 7 📌 2

"Fire cannot kill the dragon" I mutter to myself before turning my heat to the maximum in my shower.

03.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

2 truths & a lie

My timeline is full of war & cheese

I've never seen The Thing

I doodle cartoon penises & send them to my man

01.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

norman rockwell’s self-portrait in his painting freedom of speech, standing there delivering his truth to the court.

extra cheese should count as a pizza topping, you shouldn’t have to pay extra for extra cheese

01.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 129 🔁 20 💬 8 📌 0

This might be controversial, but I don't think people should be allowed to bet on things like war

01.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 706 🔁 102 💬 16 📌 5

01.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 1335 🔁 215 💬 61 📌 75

feed me cheese touch my butt and tell me i’m your favorite celestial seasoning

01.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 128 🔁 44 💬 7 📌 0

I never trust people 😆

01.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'd rather have rbf than be permanently smiley but dying on the inside.

01.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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01.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 6047 🔁 987 💬 69 📌 33

slutted spoon

01.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 103 🔁 20 💬 7 📌 0

a picture of a “fuggler” version of squidward. it’s a stuffed animal with human teeth that looks ugly on purpose, I guess? he looks likes he’s struggling

yeah I’m fine. doing great

01.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 1630 🔁 178 💬 31 📌 13

Awww 🥰🥰🥰

28.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

He's outside 😂

26.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah it's definitely not one of my favorites.

Dunk and Egg are great!

26.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adding “Dairy” to my work experience with no context

26.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 173 🔁 56 💬 9 📌 1

just stumbled upon an antique shop named 'the past & the curious' which

26.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 1008 🔁 154 💬 21 📌 10

scene from saw guy with ax contemplating sawing his ankle

When the bottom of your sock gets wet

26.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 1336 🔁 258 💬 13 📌 6

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