2 truths & a lie
My timeline is full of war & cheese
I've never seen The Thing
I doodle cartoon penises & send them to my man
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2 truths & a lie
My timeline is full of war & cheese
I've never seen The Thing
I doodle cartoon penises & send them to my man
norman rockwell’s self-portrait in his painting freedom of speech, standing there delivering his truth to the court.
extra cheese should count as a pizza topping, you shouldn’t have to pay extra for extra cheese
01.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 100 🔁 14 💬 7 📌 0This might be controversial, but I don't think people should be allowed to bet on things like war
01.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 602 🔁 78 💬 16 📌 4feed me cheese touch my butt and tell me i’m your favorite celestial seasoning
01.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 88 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 0I never trust people 😆
01.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'd rather have rbf than be permanently smiley but dying on the inside.
01.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0war in iran brought to you by draftkings sportsbook sign up today and get 10,000 free warbucks
01.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 4230 🔁 678 💬 52 📌 24slutted spoon
01.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 87 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 0a picture of a “fuggler” version of squidward. it’s a stuffed animal with human teeth that looks ugly on purpose, I guess? he looks likes he’s struggling
yeah I’m fine. doing great
01.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 1133 🔁 115 💬 24 📌 12Awww 🥰🥰🥰
28.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He's outside 😂
26.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah it's definitely not one of my favorites.
Dunk and Egg are great!
Adding “Dairy” to my work experience with no context
26.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 160 🔁 52 💬 9 📌 1just stumbled upon an antique shop named 'the past & the curious' which
26.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 1008 🔁 154 💬 21 📌 10scene from saw guy with ax contemplating sawing his ankle
When the bottom of your sock gets wet
26.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 1325 🔁 257 💬 13 📌 6It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0
26.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 6450 🔁 1758 💬 44 📌 36I'm hoping in June when House of the Dragon comes back it's better than last season 😬 I really liked A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms though.
26.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0AMC is popping up telling me I can be entered for sweepstakes for home security after buying my Scream 7 ticket. No thank you. I've seen Scream 5 motherfucker can hack that shit 😆
25.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The LotR TV show was so good if you haven't seen it I highly recommend it.
25.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
why do nerds
suddenly appear
every time
I post here
Watching Paradise on Hulu
So... If anyone dies on another channel tonight. Let me know.
Recap & Chill 😆
24.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You look like someone that needs to watch the recaps while binging a show.
24.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 147 🔁 64 💬 18 📌 2What if he shit himself to death on camera in front of congress
24.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 186 🔁 26 💬 22 📌 2Nope. For a group meant to serve the people they are pretty self serving.
24.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That'd be interesting. Honestly what I wish is that we could go back to when Constitution said the person who got the most electoral votes became President, and the person who got the second most automatically became VP even if they were political rivals.
24.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0have been in a generally grumpy mood for days and felt better today and realized it's because the sun is out and i have a large glass of water. i'm literally just a plant that's been cursed with the ability to complain.
24.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 882 🔁 122 💬 16 📌 9the real housewives of twin peaks
24.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 138 🔁 42 💬 5 📌 2rio cat checking to see if “everything came out all right”
good morning to all who celebrate
24.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 119 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 2