Do your damn job, Secretary Barbie. …actually, I take that back. It’s an insult to Barbie. Do your damn job, Noem. A personal apology to each of the families mourning the loss of their loved ones in the TX floods would be a good place to start.
10.07.2025 15:25 —
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trickle down economics
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30.06.2025 22:15 —
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Hm, is that Jeff Bezos’s wedding going on above? How many bathroom breaks do you suppose the Amazon workers below are allowed?
01.07.2025 06:08 —
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Like a child not asking his parents for permission before playing with matches because he knows they’ll say no.
26.06.2025 02:40 —
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This is why the Bible wasn’t translated out of Latin into common languages for centuries. This is why it was a crime to teach American slaves to read. This is why women weren’t allowed to go to school (and still aren’t, in some places). If you keep the populace dumb, they won’t rise up against you.
26.06.2025 02:36 —
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Right, but this dude genuinely does not have a soul, so…
26.06.2025 02:25 —
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Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again…
22.06.2025 20:17 —
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This is my shocked face: 😐
22.06.2025 20:15 —
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I’m holding a tiny vial up to my phone so I can catch some of those tears and drink them for breakfast.
22.06.2025 20:14 —
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I’m sure this time will be different. </sarcasm>
22.06.2025 20:13 —
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If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.
22.06.2025 18:42 —
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Us: “Don’t make bombs!”
Them: “What’re you gonna do about it?”
Us: “Bomb you!”
Does anybody see the problem here?
22.06.2025 20:11 —
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Where “scheduled” = “I got bored and people were as mean to me as I was to them and I didn’t like it”
29.05.2025 01:17 —
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You’ve clearly been eating too much avocado toast and drinking too many fancy lattes. 🙄
19.05.2025 14:26 —
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O noes! Someone paid an artist for their valuable time and experience?! Call 911! Call The Hague! Call God!!
19.05.2025 14:23 —
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A casual question for ICE…
19.05.2025 14:19 —
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Brilliant. You win the internet today.
19.05.2025 14:18 —
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“The honor” my ass. Citizenship is not entertainment.
16.05.2025 04:05 —
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Once more for the people in the back!
16.05.2025 04:03 —
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PSA
16.05.2025 04:00 —
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Yes. Specifically, a comdocudramhormyscrithrildisactionfanmusical. They’ll have to create a new Oscars category for it.
15.05.2025 05:06 —
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"The emporer has clothes!"
09.05.2025 16:10 —
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"Sometimes flawed people build useful things." Musk didn't even invent the Tesla. Eberhard and Tarpenning did. Let's stop treating Musk as if he's some sort of genius.
09.05.2025 16:08 —
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Geld ICE.
09.05.2025 16:00 —
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Thank you for introducing the moniker "Shitler" into my lexicon. Rest assured it will be well used. 🤣💩
09.05.2025 15:58 —
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No excuses. Ever.
09.05.2025 15:54 —
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SHE HAS WHITE MEN CARRYING HER TRAIN 💥💥💥
06.05.2025 03:33 —
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Yup. It would be funny if it weren’t so true.
02.05.2025 04:29 —
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#cantstopwontstop
30.04.2025 04:08 —
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*blinks audibly*
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