shehrezade

a close up of a person 's mouth in a dark room with a light coming out of it . ALT: a close up of a person 's mouth in a dark room with a light coming out of it .

how I imagine you wrote that fic

yea okay the historical significance and the bitches and their weddings whatever. more importantly LMAOOOOOOOOO

This new trend I'm seeing everywhere where there is a housing crisis of deregulating planning provisions and weakening environmental protections is just neoliberalism 2.0 trying again to tell you that the reason you don't have a house is because there's a supply shortage.

no midway ads in torrents tho

Little Qinghua grabbing Mobei Jun’s fingertips.

Small Hua

#svsss #moshang

@gladionoctiis.bsky.social tbf the announcement itself was very vague in the details + logistics, but I'm hoping we hear something soon 😭

I had to look it up but wow 👁👁 found my new genre of cover, older man possessively clutching at the object of his obsession is the good stuff 😳

THIS IS THE COVER OF MY EBOOK!! It's perfect, it fits the vibe so well 😩

grave of the fireflies

princess mononoke

nausicaa of the valley of the wind

howl's moving castle

apropos of nothing but it's funny how certain folks will always try to chase the style of studio ghibli/miyazaki but only on a surface level and never tackle the themes of environmentalism, anti-war, and empathy i.e. the stuff that made those movies masterpieces

drawing of pompompurin and pochacco holding hands with "yaoi!" written in cute letters behind them

i dreamt of this
#art

mooore sketchess

#svsss #bingyuan

Watercolor painting of 63 little bunnies in a grid like pattern they’re all unique

63 little bunnies 🐰

#svsss the prettiest disciple ✨✨

Silly chibi drawing of wangxian from below. The colors are soft and hazy. They look down at you in distain.

they r judging u …

#mdzs #wangxian

pg1&2: An Ding Peak, Year 18 of the black dragon emperor (18yrs post-canon) [The 1st try] (moshang are trying to make out): sqh: M-mmm mbj: How sweet. Everywhere I touch, your hair stands on end. [pinches sqh nipple] Here too. So quick to harden. sqh: t-that is because your hands- Are so cold! mbj: oh? Cold this, cold that. Always whinning over every little thing. And yet, you shiver so pretily when my hands go up and down. sqh: h-hhnn! mbj: yes..just like that. How interesting. If your whole body is like this, I wonder... sqh: mobei!! mbj: what else will harden under my hand. disciple, knowing on the door: shizun? Are you in? I have the scrolls you requested earlier. mbj, with murdering aura: I'll kill th- sqh: NO! I need those scrolls! Let them leave. mbj, covering sqh's mouth: then stay quiet, lest you want them to pay for interrupting.

p3&4: Disciple, pondering while sqh lets out a muffled moan inside the house: hmm what to do. He didn't give any instructions on how to act in case he wasn't here...Maybe it was an emergency. Well, whatever. I'll just take a nap and come back later. Profit! sqh: mmbe-mobei! they're gone! mbj: any other disciples you're expecting? I froze the door. sqh: Not that I know of. Unless something happens, of course.. mbj: it better not. sqh, turning to hug him: you can have me all to yourself now. [The 2nd try] mbj: all for myself? Who was complaining about the cold just now? sqh: I thought you wanted to find out just how much my body answers to your hands? mbj: not just my hands. sqh: hmmm you're right. Not just your ha- Disciple1, outside the house: Shizun! Eh, is he not here? It's quiet. Disciple2: Just leave it inside, I'm hungry. Let's go eat. mbj:these litt- Disciple 1: Yeah I- Wait. The door won't budge. It's cold too! Feel it! Disciple 2, confused: Cold, why would it- Oh NO. No, no, no. Let's go away. Disciple 1: huh: why? Disciple 2: this door is made out of wood. If it feels cold, it can only mean one of two things: either that scary demon is visiting, or shizun is making it cold to...Y'know. "Relax" Disciple 1: 'relax'..? oh. OH. Disciple 2: let's go, I do not want to know what's behind it either way. We can come back later... Sqh, mortified: Oh those IDIOTS! mbj: relaxing in the cold, hm? Advisor shang sure has changed... sqh: Shut uuuup, don't mention it!!!

p4&5 [The 3rd try] sqh: have mercy on me, my king. I can only take so much... mbj: are you not ashamed of lying to your king like that? sqh: you wound me. I thought you liked the sound of my whinning! mbj: the only sounds I want right now are the ones I take out of you. sqh: how unfair- mbj: not unfair. I'm only enjoying what's mine. [strong knocks on the door stop them yet again] mbj: enough. This was the last straw. I'm killing them. sqh, dramatically holding on to mbj: Mobei, no!! My disciples! I'll have to get new ones!! lbh, outside: MOBEI! lbh, knicking the door open with his feet: shizun had urgent business, come with me for a patrol- sqh: junshang!? lbh: oh, shang qinghua. You're here too. sqh: of course I am, it's my peak!! lbh: Anyway. Come with me, mobei. mbj: No. There is no such thing as a "patrol", jun shang. sqh, in a small voice: wait, what is this sudden telenovela pacing- [lbh and mbj fight panel] sqh: ARGH! DON'T FIGHT- [DING! DING! DING! INSTANT WIN FOR THE PROTAG HALO] mbj: ... sqh: MOBEI-!! Did I just fall into a botched plot!? MY KIIING! [THE LONELY ADVISOR BONUS SCENARIO SUCCESSFULLY STARTED <OV MOBEI JUN:+100 HORNY POINTS & +70 RAGE POINTS] sqh: Unfilial son! Cruel protag halo!! Stupid plot! My dick huuurrrtsss! Mobeiiiii!

Bonus page: mbj, severily blue balled, after being immediately abandoned by lbh as soon as sqq came back: Qinghua. Once I'm back...I'm locking us up for a week. [END]

from early last year on patreon: who can you blame for a failed make out attempt when you are the one and only writer of reality? A hell of your own making (AKA SQH and his infamous wife plots coming to bite him in the ass 🤣)
#svsss #moshang #banacomic

poster for mocca fest 2025. featuring a library inside a beet, various little critters & numbers made from worms

the poster!! here it is

a token of my love. for U 🤲🐇
#mdzs #魔道祖师

People who leave comments on "older" fics: how does it feel to be one of humanity's most precious gifts

Biden Wanders Into Flames

heard the suburbs again after a decade, and the emotions hit me like a train to the face

“so can you understand, why I want a daughter while I’m still young? I want to hold her hand, and show her some beauty before all the damage is done.

but if it’s too much to ask, if it’s too much to ask …. then send me a son.”

OH MY GOD????? 👁️👁️

Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you da. Have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And since since comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist." - Mark Forsyth, quote from The Elements of Eloquence: How to turn the Perfect English Phrase

Been seven years since I first read this, on the English language's *completely universal but totally invisible* adjective hierarchy, and I can honestly say I've thought about it most days since.

DELIGHTFUL - the world needs more cherry magic AUs

A piece I made for last year's food zine!

#wangxian #mdzs #mxtx

YOU ARE RIGHT, i am intrigued 👁️👁️

i genuinely fucking despise joe biden and i will never hesitate to correct anyone who describes him as anything better than a genocidal monster

if you notice flies in the bathroom along with the kitchen, it might be drain flies! best course is to leave the trap in every room you have a drain and they’ll be gone soon enough :)