Chris Freeland

Man, I bet Dan Aykroyd would love SINNERS

A picture of Hoggle, a Goblin puppet from Labyrinth

The avengers doomsday logo

CONFIRMED: Hoggle will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Ran out of wet to jet from my wet jet

Final got around to reading the Iron Fist 50th anniversary issue ma I’d really enjoyed it but it makes me laugh that we see his 34th birthday happening now. That means basically everything from the end of civil war to now took place in 1 year lol

Asking Moses if he has any games on his tablets

A perfect winter time album

4 episodes into TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN and I really need someone to retroactively give Kyle Maclachlan an Emmy

Definition of slop

Bout to watch RED ONE with my family. Pray for me

I know I’m the biggest mark for Sonic anything but SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 really did rip

Photo of my copy of the 25th Anniversary Galaxy Quest 4K UHD steelbook set

Couldn’t be more stoked on this 25th anniversary Galaxy Quest 4K UHD steelbook set

Rewatching EASY A for the first time in forever and it’s so funny how there’s only one person in this entire Ojai public school has ever had sex

And now because I said this something is going to go horribly wrong

Every stand up show I do I go in assuming it’s going to be for no one at the worst venue so it feels pretty good seeing one of my shows sell out 2 months in advance

Watching thru TWIN PEAKS for the first time and now I’ve become the Boss Baby tweet every time I watch a different show

How do I get my wife’s family to switch the tv from football to TWIN PEAKS?

Just rewatched FIELD OF DREAMS for the first time today n forever and god damn does that movie still rock

I honestly think Scooby and the gang should be incorporated into the DC Universe

Just thinking about FX’s DVD on TV…

I am a newbie but I wanna participate anyways

I miss the chunky gauntlets and boots

Sarah Sherman as Matt Gary’s in the SNL cold open

Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks

I can’t be the only one who thought this watching SNL last night

Admittedly I haven’t read any of the Brian Herbert stuff but I always pictured the Butlerian Jihad much less Terminator: Salvation-esque

Ok this is actually a fun choice

Performing at a comedy festival tonight and was asked if I wanted to take a stack of posters to put up around town. I’m sorry but that’s not the job of the performers who PAID to be in your festival. Also the festivals been going for 2 days! It’s a little late for posters now!

I’ve got 2 shows tonight in the New South Comedy Festival!
An improvised 90’s sitcom at 7:30 and a stand up set at 9!

Y’all just need a dude with no plans for the next 30 years?

Sign me up!

Rewatched Hot Rod (2007) and I can’t tell if this movie is actually gorgeously shot or if I’m just so used to everything looking like digital slop now

A sexy picture of Statler from The Muppets

Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.