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Finally got the big motocross trophy contract. Hope the boys appreciate the craftsmanship

01.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

01.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3525    πŸ” 657    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 11

Also it was my idea to hire Victor Gideon (the 8ft tall hulking gray man with glowing eyes) as director of my care facility. That’s my bad

27.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo can we get Grace Ashcroft an oxygen mask please

27.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

26.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13011    πŸ” 3242    πŸ’¬ 426    πŸ“Œ 244

entirely new demons will be birthed in this dark age

26.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aw man we were only a week away from senate democrats tweeting that something must be done

26.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 660    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

This is the singular legacy of the Biden administration, the failing that preceeded all subsequent failings. What good there was (and there was real tangible good!) will have to be excavated from a legacy of failing while in power to punish the plotters and beneficiares of an attempted coup.

24.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1568    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

A man with Coprolaliac Tourette’s Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. It’s a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.

23.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2674    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 24

Executive excellence on display again

23.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bubba Wallace prayer circle engaged

22.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hearing "car low" is for lesser drivers

22.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crying real tears man. sheldon creed baby

22.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

corey day mega goofball

21.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGotta have them ribs….and pussy too”

20.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

box one series x

20.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When some random piece of shit boy lists out his fantasies about what he deserves from subservient women on Twitter? Well I just gotta see a screenshot of it on here. I had no idea guys like that exist. Thanks for showing me the posts!

20.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

cranks hate the hoover dam so much

20.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eugene Oregon really said "I hate to recommend destructive direct action to anyone, but it's always worked for me"

20.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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Assman of Guelph

20.02.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a momentous day for the British state. And what an iconic image to capture it

19.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2879    πŸ” 552    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 162

"No games" strategy continuing apace

19.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who has written about the simultaneous return of serif fonts and globofascism

19.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will always hold the hand of my business rivals

19.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shingy presented by BIFMA

17.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the onus is not on "the left" to accept AI, it's on providers to present a compelling use case that isn't strictly FOMU, capitulation to "the inevitable," or condescension about what thought/life mean to living, thinking beings. none of that is forthcoming. all they have is culture war nonsense.

17.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turd found in toilet

17.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0