turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️

im built different. like incorrectly i think

u ever get bored n just start mentally writing ur will

just had a person in a sans au avatar on vrc consistently come back from across the room and harass me like 5 separate times bc i had the audacity to rattle off a better pun than them

when my mom first learned the word "yaoi" she'd point at gay men in media and ask me "is this yowie"

guess who forgot he's pale as shit and susceptible to sunburn

i cast Transfer Digestion Problems To Random Billionaire

love when my cats beg me for a bite of my food and I have to tell them "sir this is a pickle you won't like it" "ma'am this is salsa" "BUDDY THIS IS A FUCKING NAPKIN"

yeah and then i remembered how much i liked that cane and got sad again :c

being ADHD and disabled means you misplace your fucking cane and don't realize until you need it for an outing and it's been like months maybe and now you have NO clue where the hell you left it

i am still thinking about the man at the chinese buffet who showed his wife something on his phone and his brightness was like twice the max i can set mine to and i leaned over to @hakimaki.bsky.social and said "that guy's phone is like a flashbang"

going back to my roots (playing neopets while watching mythbusters)

hey fun fact some dudes have vaginas get over it ✌️

one of the only things keeping me going these days is that eventually I am going to wake up and learn that that fuckass is dead 🧡

A beautiful commission for @hakimaki.bsky.social 💙✨️
I love it sm!! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ

#rottmntleo #tcest filter #rottmntfanart #rottmnt #rottmntoc

i have lost motivation again lmao

some messy coloring, annnnd it's done

from my dad i inherited boneitis and Pure Of Heart, Dumb Of Ass syndrome

as a young afab teen i went through a yaoi phase (as you do when you haven't yet figured out you're actually a fruity man). when my mom found out she told me she was actually one of the original Spirk shippers. i have not been the same ever since. being a little fandom freak runs in my blood.

*sighs and opens up yet another google doc about the same two bitches falling in love AGAIN*

Dawnietello 💜💜💜

He's barely sent the message before he hears the crackle of spacetime and Leo's cocky giggle. “You did threaten to do that, didn't you?” he like walks over and shit “Do you want a test subject for that?”

this is how I write btw while trying to keep up with the leotello porno playing in my head

dw she's old and i am determined to outlive her 🤗

Donatello angry grinding teeth

my mental health is circling the drain again after fully realizing that i am going to have to live next door to the person who caused like 85% of my mental health issues to begin with

so like what IS the name for someone who enjoys the "bitter exes" dynamic of two characters that were never a canon couple? am I a kendratello postshipper??

clenching your teeth during a fistfight is actually bad practice and I choose to believe he would give his enemies wrong information on purpose

🐲: Aw, c'mon, Von Ryan, don't tell me you're about to hit a girl.
🟣: Actually it's extremely anti-feminist of you to suggest you deserve different treatment based solely on your gender. I would still hurt you if you were a man. [reeling back] You might want to clench your teeth.

this is both a "straight up jorkin it" joke AND a "detachable penis" joke

THEY TOOK HIS BEAUTIFUL BROWS 💀

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

THIS ACCOUNT JUST FOLLOWED ME BECAUSE I SAID THE WORD "STOCK" AND IT THINKS I'M INTO FINANCE 😭😭😭😭😭

a finance account is canonically following a ninja turtle incest account this is the best thing ever