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Lee Sargent

@leesargent.bsky.social

Part time human. Wanted sex and drugs and rock 'n roll. Ended up with coffee, biscuits and photoshop.

117 Followers  |  227 Following  |  41 Posts  |  Joined: 01.09.2023
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Fuck Farage
Fuck Zahawi
Fuck Ratcliffe
Fuck Goodwin
Fuck Oakeshott
Fuck Farage again for good measure
Lying grifting racist traitors.

13.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Loving the drone shots following the snowboarding during the big air at the Winter Olympics.

07.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to swap you can have the start to my year and I’ll take going to West Ham. 😭

24.01.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful. Just wonderful.

21.01.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` jesus christ '' written on the bottom . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` jesus christ '' written on the bottom .

How I imagine you reacted

09.01.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it when they grow their beard to highlight where the chin should be

12.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a blue vest says i 'm sure it will be fine ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue vest says i 'm sure it will be fine
12.11.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wife’s off to a conference today. So that clearly means that I’m also up but at least I can watch new #SlowHorses even if it is 5am.

01.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference ALT: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
20.09.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we all agree episode 5 of #AlienEarth is arguably the best hour of tv in 2025.

08.09.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is putting a cassette tape into a full lux boombox ALT: a man is putting a cassette tape into a full lux boombox

Take charge of the office stereo and let them know who’s boss

06.09.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look you’ve had a good run with Oasis and your other news, football is here to bring us back down to Earth until May.

16.08.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#AlienEarth. Well, that was very good.

13.08.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, another set of fresh fun and games.

16.07.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And neither have you been sacked by the BBC for something you said at school and apologised immediately for, then forgot it ever happened.

15.07.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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SHARE IF YOU ARE DISGUSTED AS ME!

16.06.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

They’re playing Shalamars seminal hit, Night to Remember on the wireless and it got me thinking.

Did anyone else take a date to a Harvester? Or was that just a 90s thing?

08.06.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For anyone wanting a bit more Andor content here's Mon Mothma's 2000s Indie Disco. I like it... πŸ”Š

27.05.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

Spent an hour resetting and updating the #SkyQ box as it’s being a bit flaky tonight to find that it’s a nationwide thing. There’s better ways I could have spent my anniversary evening πŸ˜‚

15.05.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lonely Boy. Andrew Gold

22.04.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’ve just woken up in outer space! time travel and/or inter dimensional travel may have been involved! who are you befriending first to show you the ropes of your new galactic adventure? πŸš€πŸ›°οΈπŸͺ

quote with your space buddy ✨

19.04.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bill Werbeniuk, Cliff Thorburn, Eddie Charlton and Doug Mountjoy. Sheffield, 1982.

19.04.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t be the only one that thinks it’s mildly weird that 6 women have gone into space via Jeff Bezos’s very phallic space ship. Not for any misogynistic reason, just that it inflates Bezos’s ego that it’s taken his knob rocket to make it happen.

14.04.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Top interaction this morning.
What do you want for breakfast, Rory?
Can I have the same as last night but without the egg on it?
So you want toast? Why can’t you just say toast?
πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

13.04.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Alan", such as he now is, is a gold, robotic man, part human, and entirely missing from the torso down.

"Alan", such as he now is, is a gold, robotic man, part human, and entirely missing from the torso down.

If someone ever wanted Doctor Who summing up briefly, you could do far worse than showing them this image and explaining that the next line was, "Alan? I thought you went to Margate?"

12.04.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Having just watched #DareDevilBornAgain episode 6, all I can say is wow.

01.04.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything Joe Rogan says is wrong. He’s a fount of misinformation and tomfoolery. Why do so many men listen to him? I’m at a loss.

30.03.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 39271    πŸ” 5430    πŸ’¬ 3431    πŸ“Œ 423

Everything is going wrong, but we're so happy

21.03.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

08.03.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 41975    πŸ” 8987    πŸ’¬ 560    πŸ“Œ 426
Paddington as 007

Paddington as 007

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1459

08.03.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 520    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6