Love it when they grow their beard to highlight where the chin should be
12.11.2025 19:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@leesargent.bsky.social
Part time human. Wanted sex and drugs and rock 'n roll. Ended up with coffee, biscuits and photoshop.
Love it when they grow their beard to highlight where the chin should be
12.11.2025 19:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wifeβs off to a conference today. So that clearly means that Iβm also up but at least I can watch new #SlowHorses even if it is 5am.
01.10.2025 04:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can we all agree episode 5 of #AlienEarth is arguably the best hour of tv in 2025.
08.09.2025 19:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Take charge of the office stereo and let them know whoβs boss
06.09.2025 13:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look youβve had a good run with Oasis and your other news, football is here to bring us back down to Earth until May.
16.08.2025 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#AlienEarth. Well, that was very good.
13.08.2025 19:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another day, another set of fresh fun and games.
16.07.2025 07:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And neither have you been sacked by the BBC for something you said at school and apologised immediately for, then forgot it ever happened.
15.07.2025 22:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SHARE IF YOU ARE DISGUSTED AS ME!
16.06.2025 20:45 β π 289 π 101 π¬ 12 π 1Theyβre playing Shalamars seminal hit, Night to Remember on the wireless and it got me thinking.
Did anyone else take a date to a Harvester? Or was that just a 90s thing?
For anyone wanting a bit more Andor content here's Mon Mothma's 2000s Indie Disco. I like it... π
27.05.2025 16:29 β π 167 π 21 π¬ 5 π 5Spent an hour resetting and updating the #SkyQ box as itβs being a bit flaky tonight to find that itβs a nationwide thing. Thereβs better ways I could have spent my anniversary evening π
15.05.2025 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lonely Boy. Andrew Gold
22.04.2025 17:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youβve just woken up in outer space! time travel and/or inter dimensional travel may have been involved! who are you befriending first to show you the ropes of your new galactic adventure? ππ°οΈπͺ
quote with your space buddy β¨
Bill Werbeniuk, Cliff Thorburn, Eddie Charlton and Doug Mountjoy. Sheffield, 1982.
19.04.2025 09:00 β π 91 π 17 π¬ 6 π 0I canβt be the only one that thinks itβs mildly weird that 6 women have gone into space via Jeff Bezosβs very phallic space ship. Not for any misogynistic reason, just that it inflates Bezosβs ego that itβs taken his knob rocket to make it happen.
14.04.2025 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Top interaction this morning.
What do you want for breakfast, Rory?
Can I have the same as last night but without the egg on it?
So you want toast? Why canβt you just say toast?
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"Alan", such as he now is, is a gold, robotic man, part human, and entirely missing from the torso down.
If someone ever wanted Doctor Who summing up briefly, you could do far worse than showing them this image and explaining that the next line was, "Alan? I thought you went to Margate?"
12.04.2025 19:04 β π 188 π 51 π¬ 6 π 3Having just watched #DareDevilBornAgain episode 6, all I can say is wow.
01.04.2025 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everything Joe Rogan says is wrong. Heβs a fount of misinformation and tomfoolery. Why do so many men listen to him? Iβm at a loss.
30.03.2025 12:57 β π 39413 π 5452 π¬ 3463 π 427Everything is going wrong, but we're so happy
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08.03.2025 02:38 β π 42122 π 9012 π¬ 562 π 430Paddington as 007
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1459
08.03.2025 08:15 β π 519 π 120 π¬ 4 π 6Taryn to the kids. What was your favourite bit of the weekend?
Ellie, Popkids then pizza.
Rory, same as Ellie.
Me, watching John Cena turn heel at the end of #EliminationChamber
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bs... β’ 27m New β Edward "Big Balls" Coristine of DOGE now has digital access to the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), an agency source has confirmed to me. Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine... β’ 19m You don't have to say his dumb user handle every time, right? .. Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsk... β’18m i'm afraid i do, two sets of testicles
incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social
19.02.2025 23:43 β π 21804 π 2722 π¬ 316 π 139At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayinβ.
Stop quoting awful Killers tracks. They peaked with the first album. π
23.01.2025 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Though the lack of an βaβ between fund and Nazi is really annoying me
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