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Writer, tall, clumsy, wired, Gemini. IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE from Variant Lit. TWANG from ELJ Editions. STIFF WRIST from 14 Poems. Some of my work: https://benklineonline.wordpress.com/publications/ Podcaster at https://www.youtube.com/@mlvcpodcast

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Crazy orange Grandpa really is a vessel for the worst people. Netanyahu. Vought. Leo. Miller. Bannon. Rubio. Per that nyt "interview"

02.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG this made me cackle!

01.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to LUX again this morning and wow.

"Porcelana" is such a hymn!!!

01.03.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the contest guidelines say "emerging writers with a 1500+ print run for their book(s)" and I try to math if I've even had 1500 copies of the five volumes I've published lol. Pretty sure it's closer to 850 total.

01.03.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

01.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17418    πŸ” 3263    πŸ’¬ 368    πŸ“Œ 162

A friend and I were just talking about all the great music that came out in 2016.

01.03.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a quick change to avoid detection as a teen has turned into anti-surveillance and facial rec tactics. Who knew.

01.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went for a latte this morning and the barista commented on my haircut: "You change your look a lot."

I resisted replying, "Because I'm making sure the AI doesn't recognize me easily."

Said, "Thanks" instead.

What started as a Madonna-lite interest in different versions of myself as well as

01.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know so many studied voices are saying that sort of thinking is nonsense and alarmist but I don't know I feel like you can always go to the most awful impulse to predict the maga behavior

28.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And who is controlling it at the presidential election time?

28.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Anthropic see the plans for some SHIELD murder machines and say "we saw this movie?" Altman swooped in because "there's no Cap to stop me." Because that statement about the surveillance and the fully autonomous weapons should scare all of us. Imagine where this technology will be in 2 years

28.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17968    πŸ” 7684    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 112

This LDE posturing and gamed violence. It's not a distraction; it's part of the plan. Pillage. Ruin. Divide the world into fiefdoms. Make us serfs. Live on their private islands and bunkers. The show "Paradise" is prophetic. Starting to worry humanity is toast. Gonna go off and make art n stuff.

28.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

28.02.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5962    πŸ” 1237    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 39

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

28.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3656    πŸ” 962    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 20
Preview
The Gunshine State Visit the post for more.

Have you read "The Gunshine State" by @joeyhedger.bsky.social from our latest issue yet? It's about going home again, old acquaintances, and who gets to be a hero.

"I don’t trust puns. It’s like they’re always pretending to mean something more but never do."

variantlit.com/the-gunshine...

26.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

stopping it, even though they'll be able to just hoover up the river water for their own purposes. Yeesh.

26.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Talked to my dad last night. Random call from him. In between the weather (we are farm people) + cousin updates, a discussion about bigtech trying to open THREE enormous data centers along the Ohio River in the tip end counties. Apparently most of the land is owned by old railroad. Locals split on

26.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A day with no meetings on my work calendar...I can catch up on emails! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

26.02.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we launch a war with Iran, send the incels.
They can man-maxx bro-up roughtough the old fashioned way.

πŸ™„

26.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kept waiting for her wig to fall off and reveal Garrett Wade.

26.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh lord, it's even worse if you google him.
Who raised all these awful little white boys...
Oh wait, my fellow Gen Xrs.
ugh

26.02.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
26.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: this is the goal of the tech oligarchs.

26.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1000

Every speech they give, every video they post, pings my "bad gay" gaydar like nothing else I've encountered since leaving Appalachia. (A place bursting with repressed men happy to take their misery out on you.)

26.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I know crass but ugh his fake bs boils my blood. Hideous evil and without a soul.

26.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

F this fake hillbilly asshole.
He should stick to doing what he does best...getting on Thiel's rotten you know what

26.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve come to realize people think slurs are just words that hurt our feelings. No. Slurs, particularly the N-word, F-word, antisemitic terms etc. aren’t taboo because of that. It’s because historically when these terms are said they precede or pair with pitchforks, torches, lynchings & gas chambers.

25.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3706    πŸ” 1107    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 42

And this tracks with the ego of the current stewards of AI.

It's time to nationalize this stuff. It's not going away, no matter how much some of us refuse it. Let's just take it over and contain it before it Skynets us.

25.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like all the jerks and abusers you've ever met in your life, his favorite things are the sound of his own voice and stench of his upper lip.

25.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0