The Golden Dragon

Megan thee stallion as Drolta!!!

"Is this a good investment?" cannot be answered rationally without math.

You could easily tell books like Rich Dad Poor Dad and Think and Grow Rich were bullshit because there isnt a shred of math in either of them

The Departed (2006)

Do they gauge media literacy in “grades” too? Ex: Majority ppl have the media literacy of a 4th grader

Not reading fiction IS very unfortunate. It is. Because if you've ever talked to someone who ONLY digests self help, capital-chasing, men-do-dis-women-do-dat shit, you know exactly why their brains are mush.

justice for Trey Reed

VIDEO: Las Vegas Mayor Called a Press Conference Begging Canadians to "Come Back" Yesterday. Yeah, No... Why Canadians Ghosted Vegas (and America) what it’s costing, and what it would take to come back.

open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
Canadians don't want to visit the United States because of our current regime in the White House. I don't blame them.

Funny comic strip. Message from a dating profile with a photo of a person holding a fish, “let’s meet up!” Meets up and finds a large catfish waiting for them at a dinner table, “alright, the pic is a little old”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

(Non monogamously) will you be one of my valentines

Wonder if the infrared image it tries to create would fail or the neural engine would map out the points that "physically" bounced back

Sound on for a lovely tennis surprise!

Futurama #DozensPosting

They’re the current leader for charging even if they’re mediocre at it. If another company can do superchargers/charging stations better & make it more accessible for everybody else that doesn’t have at-home charging, then let them go ahead & do it

NO OUTS AND TWO BALLS OH NO

I've said it before but Tesla should transition to a charging station ONLY company. Their cars suck but they have the "best" coverage for EVs atm

How could they

Once in a while you'll spontaneously encounter a working woman, striking a nerve that makes you want to blurt out "Quit. Let me take you away from this" and the "this" is a job at Church's. Even if at that moment, you dont nearly have enough to maintain her and give her what you imagine she deserves

Even if you're casual, you still gotta pretend yall not dating others to kill the mood when you are together but for some reason that's when your phone attracts more attention than it gets in over a month

Linking up with a baddie for the first time, but she's boring in person and the intimacy was mid. Now you gotta pretend to want to see her one more time before being transparent about this will only ever be something casual or never seeing each other again

Strangers at the gym noticing I didnt wear a hoodie like I usually do and can admire my form even better

Taking mental pictures before I have to leave so I dont miss out on quality sleep in my own bed

Talking with an online honey for a couple days, and realize she's too broke to even pay for dessert if you meet IRL

People are NOT understanding what empty cargo ships from China means.

It means no work for dock workers. No work for truck drivers, no work for retailers, fewer dollars circulating. The cascade effect is just mind boggling.

@microsoft.com is almost as bad as Google at naming/renaming products to confuse users

Ex: More recently Microsoft replaced/updated the “Office 365 “app and it is now called “Microsoft 365 Copilot” but they additionally rolled out a separate program called only “Copilot” with their lil A. They are not even close in functionality, but have almost identical icons

Microsoft needs to hire a person for the sole purpose of naming products that won’t confuse end user

"so I'm only for funsies? What if I'm okay with that while I find my real one?" Hours

“how come you don't see a future with me" hours

*her drunk calling me* hours