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Pump N Munch
Minneapolis, MN
@vulpethere.bsky.social
π / erotica author, practicing hypnotist, designer / nb he/they fox therian ΞΞ / dating @beaujackal.bsky.social <3 / controlling an attractive dog, coyote, and marten β / icon by cappucino, banner by mintyderg / fluff.love is my website
π¨ Special Urban Report π¨
Pump N Munch
Minneapolis, MN
*guy who thinks "crossing the rainbow bridge" means coming out as queer* I cant believe how homophobic dog owners are
01.03.2026 07:46 β π 856 π 107 π¬ 5 π 2Excellent concept
01.03.2026 16:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0keychain of a pink anthro dog showing off ass and paws
realized I hadn't shown this off - got a keychain from @hollowpup.com when they were vending at frolic because it's important to me to be able to signal that I am ideologically aligned with The Freaks. it's gorgeous and very sparkly in person :3
01.03.2026 03:16 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1first proposal in for vyl drone uniform and y'all we are COOKING
01.03.2026 02:23 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I know itβs almost impossible to say this on Bluesky without getting a strike, but if you seriously cared about peace in the Middle East, itβs Israeli leadership that you need to remove β ideally by an international legal process β while keeping the US from destabilizing it even further.
28.02.2026 20:30 β π 1024 π 196 π¬ 11 π 3Conservative tendencies like this are exactly the thing we need to run out and discipline out of people. I want people to realize conservative thoughts in their heads are brainworms to be excised, not precious treasures to be handled delicately and compromised with.
28.02.2026 20:55 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Conservative tendencies like this are exactly the thing we need to run out and discipline out of people. I want people to realize conservative thoughts in their heads are brainworms to be excised, not precious treasures to be handled delicately and compromised with.
28.02.2026 20:55 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0We need better community discipline I think, furries could be a powerful political force. I think we should be. Something to think about.
28.02.2026 20:49 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0gonna try to not post much about it and just continue contributing to the best of my ability in-person and offline. but if I see any furry being hoo-rah I love war it's fucking on sight dude I can't take this shit anymore
28.02.2026 20:44 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0once again reminding everyone to funnel your emotions into organizing and building solidarity in your community and not pointless doomscrolling
28.02.2026 16:50 β π 2999 π 1583 π¬ 1 π 17
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
Obviously all forms of hypnokink but in specific, behavioral/personality changes. Get molded into what I want you to be.
28.02.2026 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You think they can't invent days where it feels more dumb that I'm going to my stupid job, and then they do. It's all so tiresome.
28.02.2026 15:02 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[hypnotizing you] you feel your consciousness drifting. You'll do whatever I say. Release your inhibitions. Feel the rain on your skin
27.02.2026 23:00 β π 126 π 32 π¬ 7 π 0Mage Hand keeping you stuck in place by swaying a pocketwatch, eyes fluttering and rolling up and then coming back down as you wake up but you caught again, completely stuck until you're collected by your new Master.
27.02.2026 20:57 β π 59 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0Being hypnotized -exactly- enough that you can't move, stuck, and you can think veeeery slowly, but not finishing off the programming just yet. Leaving you there, horny beyond belief, with anticipation of what's coming next and that will permanently change your life.
27.02.2026 20:51 β π 60 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0Chess variant that just assigns completely random fairy chess pieces. Maybe throw in some pawn variants too for a laugh.
27.02.2026 18:52 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0might have my next weirdly specific trivia deep dive queued up now
27.02.2026 18:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how did sex work when you had one mattress per family? how did sex work before there were mattresses?? can you imagine that shit today
27.02.2026 18:42 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0like are you the "practical realists" here or not, folks
27.02.2026 18:39 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lot of ink has been spilled about "how DARE some [pick a minority you secretly just want to be bigoted against here] not show up to vote for our Slightly Better candidate" (if that even happens) but if you say "okay if that is true will you change your behavior in response" the response is "no!!"
27.02.2026 18:39 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have you ever thought about how insane it is that liberals will say communists are "naive and idealistic" when the modern liberal is all-in on "We can endlessly count on certain voting blocs and don't need to appeal to them at all?"
27.02.2026 18:39 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Lowkey realizing people probably used to be forced to be normal about at least reproductive sex because multigenerational households were more common. Meanwhile in the modern era if someone was living w their parents and like "hey I need to have sex to continue the bloodline" parents would faint
27.02.2026 18:35 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
I have to edge someone today so I'm gonna be coming up with a lot of evil almost-hypno things. Here's one:
Popup or video ad on your phone for a free dronesuit that identity wipes you but your muscle memory makes you skip it automatically. Gonna have to try and see it again today, huh?
Heres some horny hypno things i need to see way more of:
- hypnotized reptile/dragon using his own tail to fuck his ass until he cums
- hypnotized subject cumming through their underwear without touching
- someone controlled and brainwashed by clothing
I gotta do this to people genuinely
27.02.2026 16:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doodle
27.02.2026 03:53 β π 2207 π 411 π¬ 21 π 0