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david harbour ill spark you out it's on sight mate. giant fucking head

west end girl

anyway fuck that my sibling took me to london at the weekend and wouldn't tell me why AND LOOK WHAT JT TURNED OUT TO BE YEAH THATS THE ACTUAL VA FOR IDROID SHE WAS THERE

i am actually a tiny bit hurt tbh because it was like. the first photo i took that work liked enough to adopt into the mass of marketing material. it's not good not remotely i remember the struggle i had editing it to be okayish but like. wtf man.

tell me why i just came across one of my photos i took about seven or so years ago with the metadata edited to say it was taken by some guy called peter simcoe of simcoemedia

googled him and he looks exactly like you'd expect

a man in a devil costume with the words right trick or ruddy treat below him ALT: a man in a devil costume with the words right trick or ruddy treat below him

@bigpapanito.bsky.social

oh mate i fucking know that feeling it sucks shit. idk if you want recs but two syndol (dark blue box not the headache one, counterintuitively) and half a single nytol pill (not the one a night type, normal) will send you to sleep and force relax your muscles, nothing works like it for me

throwback to when i dressed my animal crossing dude up as axl rose

thinkin about the Stowaway part of VHS Beyond 🥰❤️🤢💀❤️🥰

i finished it it rules and i got the first game in humble bundle before i even KNEW there woz orkz in it

if anyone sees this and is also a massive mgs3 autist can you humour me and tell me if the dialogue is the exact same because i swear i don't remember the kruschev call being so long or para saying that line about only being able to look

i got mgs delta today and it fucking rules this is my favourite mgs game so i was a bit nervy about a remake but it looks so good and the camera controls are fuckin A

also *that. not battered. wtf

you were NOT kidding. every page is a treasure or something very similar but slightly more sinister than a treasure

oh also i forgot what chlorine is and got in the hot tub in my beavis and butthead tshirt and it started bleaching and now beavis and butthead look like they have tuberculosis or something

read it or be square !!!!!!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

oh them for sure for sure ade and rik power duo

btw, what the fuck

hey Branson i bought Peter Criss' autobiography this week because i heard you talking about it on that podcast. just thought you'd like to know you're the reason he's getting battered royalty cheque this month tbh

mouse driving a wedge of cheese. it says "thunderous engine noises"

passed my driving test btw so stay off the roads it took me four and half years and that's not a comic exaggeration

my cool as fuck barbecueing chicken legs

daddy's got to be honest, kitten. i set fire to a piece of cardboard panicked and threw it in the hot tub. no one tell hank he's reading peacefully in the other room xoxo

sun setting over a teeny tiny harbour

just got out the hot tub, had a shower, made myself the most unnecessary hot chocolate on earth (squirty cream, copious marshmallows and a fucking twirl because there appears to be a country wide flake shortage) and now im gonna sit and listen to the sea. here's a picture i took earlier. xoxo

this week is going to do its best to kick my arse clean off but it's already tuesday and i still have both cheeks so i have a chance

Hahahaha YES. I think him being so suddenly serious was why I was able to remember it so well. Altho having said that for some reason one of my other most remembered lines is "he was arrested for JAYWALKING!!" LMAO

YES it was to do with world war 2 somehow and I managed to use the line "they promised us homes fit for heroes and gave us heroes fit for homes"

i am watching u from a hedge now. waiting for reviews.

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Happy Spooky Month to all that celebrate (and yes, I know for a good few of you that's every month)

i actually cited a grandad speech in my GCSE english lit paper on the fly and got A*A* so he had sass AND he had my back tbh

corn flakes cake with ghost, pumpkin and bat chocolate shapes on top

tis the fuckin season btw. also btw i made this with melted mars bars

where's ur letterboxd