DykeAπgel

Feelin' fruity, might O.D later

Who's that chick? You look really small and cute next to her

Hey loser
*puts it in*

Top ten girls who'd steal your lunch money

Yeah, that ain't happening

They're doing this to me on the 18th

Maybe i should actually move here and stop rotting on twitter..

Here's the tummy, the lipstick rubbed off from activities :P

Prepping for Halloween, gotta look scary for all the cute babes

My nicotine addiction is the only thing holding me together fr

Oh, you're a dog girl? Call me Ivan Pavlov then
*click click click click*
come here puppy~

My polish teacher asked me to talk to her coz apparently I'm visibly depressed.. whatever that means, the first thing she told me was that she can't force herself to use my preferred name and pronouns :P

This is an Angel moment

Numero Quatro

I keep forgetting i have this account and backlogging stuff to post here on accident... Puppy is too dumb for this

The dawn of the second beer,,,

Woof~! Woof! Arff!

Gotta love it when the history lesson turns into anti socialist right leaning monologue

Main motivation to get a 90' coupe is to have enough real-estate to tie a beautiful girl to the hood

Ah yes, only the classiest bathroom stickers in my school

Indeed :3

Felt like it was a good boy kind of evening

I need to learn the jedi mind trick to go up to girls on the street and make them violently gay. Like, girl.. you could be sucha good puppy

Morning sweetheart, hope all of ya'lls days are gonna be better than mine :3

The deep state doesn't want you to know this but girls stink and you can smell them

Fuck you in particular

I'm gonna snap, I've been pigging out on food and i lost another kilo. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm so jelly, you don't even know the half of it

A girl asked if she could eat me if i o'd on her

Just so you guys know I'm not a dentist have a bit of my rusty ass playing

God fucking damn it, straight out the shower and i already smell like sweat.. can't have nice things can i?