𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐬 🦋

Okay, so you’re a loser.

“Alright”

Anyway, one of my resolutions that I started from October was being quiet. I realized people are grown adults and they heard me the first time.

And y’all better try and like my TikTok’s when I start posting

At this point, cheat back or something.

I’m watching WW2 documentaries like “THAT’S TINA ‘NEM”

Country who’ll remain nameless because I be up there too often, y’all are really in danger. I hate that for you pookie.

Yup :

I think I like this little life ❤️

I soon delete my WhatsApp and use iMessage exclusively. Android users be posting porn and other things I don’t wanna see.

Remember Saints…
Don’t go “above and beyond” for “bare minimum” salary.

Thank Yew.

People with big businesses aren’t smarter than you. They just have more money and social skills.

God please, I’m not able to be your strongest soldiers. Not this year.

Work work work all the fucking time. Stupse

Ahh boy.

Back to being a cog in the capitalism machine.

Y’all leave work before 6?

Good. I glad cause I wuk the whole season like a DAWGG

Last time I remember having a good nap, I was in my mother’s womb.

it’s always the cars with bible verses weh fulla dent, like I thought Jesus was your copilot 🧍🏾‍♂️

Thassit right there. SUSPENSEEEE

I’m gonna OD on wedding content.

Even the ads are out in their numbers. Damn, I can’t like a friend’s engagement post in peace now?

YEAAAHHHHHHHH

Now here comes the men talking bout we didn’t give them any for the year 😂😂

After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to

I cried watching this

Shoutout to my man for having more restraint than me. If I could knock him up, he’d have 2 children and expecting another one right now..

Yessir!!! 😂😂

The red woman PR machine working overtime.

Lordhavismercy 🥰🥰

Yum 😂😂