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Romance and fantasy author. Ally. Hater of tomatoes. Fan of horror movies. Always working on my next book. Sign up for my mailing list at www.Christine-Merrill.com

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The TV remote is not working and I seem to be out of batteries.

This is some kind of conspiracy by the universe to make me accomplish my to do list for the day.

07.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well. that kind of describes the 80's.

07.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would be my epitaph.

07.10.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watched UNTIL DAWN. The first dud of the year. A video game movie where people get killed a lot and time reboots.

I am already tired of clown masks this season. We keep Pennywise but the rest of y'all need to take a step back.

#31DaysofHalloween

07.10.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been doing this for another reason and can recommend the BBC version that's on Netflix. It strays far from the original but inverts a bunch of tropes and was a fun change.

07.10.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got all you calendars for the three weird adults in my life. But I regret there are no 'squid facts' ones. Did send the squid hotline number to the squid fan though.
(and if my son lied about his fiancee liking squid? That was a big mistake that will resonate into the future)

06.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

24 was several total career changes and two kids ago. I didn't even get serious about writing for another 10 years or so, and didn't sell until 44. Two more decades have passed and I am still finding new things to write.

The only thing I miss about 24 is my ankles. And maybe my knees.

06.10.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watched CAVEAT. By the writer and director of ODDITY, which was my favorite movie of last year.

Hot damn. Why does Damian McCarthy have only two movies? If you like horror, you need to see both of these.

#31DaysofHalloween

06.10.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case you need to hear it, you are not alone. And the fact that you're in a dark place right now probably means you're a good person. The world needs all of those it can get.

06.10.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched one of my favorite horror movies today. HOUSEBOUND is the first movie of the guy who gave you M3GAN.

It's a genius balance of comedy and scares.

#31DaysofHalloween

06.10.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is will be one of the fundamental questions of the century. If you already have more money than you can ever need, why do you have to be such a shit?

05.10.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TCM is showing THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE, once again expanding the definition of "classic" in strange ways.

#31DaysofHalloween

05.10.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enough people I know are normal and sane have told me they've seen things they can't explain. So I'm not counting anything out.

But I am usually so lost in my own head writing a story that I don't see things right in front of me. If ghosts want me, they're going to have to work for it.

05.10.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BLACKOUT is a werewolf movie set in Talbot Falls.

Ha! Werewolf in joke. I saw what you did there.

#31DaysofHalloween

05.10.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watch a lot of horror movies, but have never seen a ghost.
Probably because if a harbinger of doom shows up and says:
"Don't
go in the basement... woods... old dark house... touch the Ouija board... do the thing..."

I don't do whatever the thing is.

Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'.

05.10.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's movies. THE INNKEEPERS (solid ghost story by Ty West) and TARANTULA.

The best thing about the monsters of the 50's is that the women all had cool jobs. Lot's of girl scientists and plucky reporters.

In the 30's and 40's, they tended to be prey. #31DaysofHalloween

05.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoughts on the Netflix Ed Gein series.

No one wants to see him naked.

More red wine drunk in that series than was available in all of Central Wisconsin

Didn't have a goth girlfriend.

Didn't kill a babysitter.

Bernice Worden's family should sue.

Gein being table talk in Wisconsin? YES

04.10.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Netflix has managed to sensationalize the Ed Gein story.

And frankly, that shouldn't even be possible.

04.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching the Ed Gein story on Netflix. They're talking about 'the dead heart of Wisconsin'.

Yeah, I grew up much closer to the dead heart than he did. That's in Pittsville.

Why yes, it is a competition.

04.10.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PYEWACKET (2017)

Scary times for a poor Goth girl. An excellent 'be careful what you wish for' story.

#31DaysofHalloween

03.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

02.10.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3141    ๐Ÿ” 414    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

This didn't click for me until I saw Kalen Hughes. I was in the Golden Hearts with her and remember her as someone who had such a wonderful light inside.

Sorry for all our losses.

03.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you go see GOOD BOY, stay after the 45-second end credits for a short piece on how they made the film. The director emphasizes that Indy had no idea he was in a movie, and they just had to shoot hundreds of hours of footage for almost 3 years to get each shot. Kinda like working with Jared Leto.

03.10.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 388    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Indie has better hair.

03.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Writing with THE WITCH IN THE WINDOW on in the background. A nice, melancholy ghost story to take away the existential freakout caused by watching GOOD BOY.

An excellent crop of horror movies starting my marathon this year. #31DaysofHalloween

03.10.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ALTERED STATES is a movie about a pretentious asshole who takes Ayahuasca and a warm bath and becomes a caveman.

I know I saw this movie several times in the theater as a teen. All I got out of it then was that William Hurt was kind of hot.

03.10.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Is There Really A Bee? | The Swarm (1978) Scene
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Now watching THE SWARM with Michael Caine. This is one of the most quotable movies ever made. Every line out of Richard Widmark's mouth should be embroidered on a pillow.

And then, there's this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxgm...

03.10.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You also need to buy two books that smell like breath mints.

02.10.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man with the words " you 're in my spot " on the bottom Alt: a picture of a man with the words " you 're in my spot " on the bottom

To the woman who got mad and made her husband move because we were in the same row and 2seats down when the whole theater was empty?

Row E IS MINE, bitch. You share or you move.

02.10.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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