o r a n g e w o r k e r

What floats on dry land
Filled with cold beer and seltzers?
The Big Bobber does.

Who goes there at speed?
It's Toonces, the driving cat.
Racing off the cliff.

fabulous

That standing moment
When your watch congratulates.
Hooray. You did it.

Judy, Orororo,
Ralvenom, Thad, and Spryngh, too...
Team J.O.R.T.S. is delving

I really enjoy
that cinnamon flavored crunch.
I need more Toast-Yays.

A cat sleeps on me
The rain outside becomes snow
Dumbass speaks tonight

Fabulous… of course

I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE.

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