Crown Prince of Yapping🗣️

Do you have to though?

when i ask sophie what’s the real shop front

I WANT TO LIVE!!! TAKE ME OUT TO SEA WITH YOU!!!!! 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

We have way too much access to one another. I'm going back to the house phone

The original or the birth by sleep version?

gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy

"we're gonna make this pretty" I don't think you can 😧

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This is crazy 😧 Ten more years!

Its an anime movie so that's probably why but it's very good

Perfect Blue👀

Whatever happens, we, as a society, can never go back to facetune

Yo momma got 15 figurines in her living room that she'll kill about I can have stickers on my phone🩷

My heart 😍🙌🏽

Art is not hard to master, it is impossible to master.

It is a subjective medium, not a competitive one.

Just make things.

"Straight-curious" with a dildo in your ass? What else do you need to know??

i’m too damn old to try & entertain a man who still hates the fact that he’s gay. take that somewhere else.

Boneless Wings = Flavored chicken nuggets

I ain’t gon tussle witcha tho

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You're our elite employee!!! ❤️

Listening to Clairo at work like that isn't what killed Jesus

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

a two-panel image comprised of edited stills from Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man film. in the first panel, The Green Goblin is lifting J. Jonah Jameson by the throat, while the newsman desperately says, “It’s a PNG, I swear!” in the second panel, a close-up of The Green Goblin reveals that he’s wearing a jpeg of a hat with a fake checkered ‘transparent’ background behind it, and shouting, “You’re lying!”

actually unreal how funny this image is

@freddkong.bsky.social before you start gossiping about me luv, scratch ya minge and sniff ya fingers because YOU have got bigger fish to fry🤭

Happy Pride!! 🏳️‍🌈

AWW HELL NAH 🤬🤬

So can the new Pope say it too or was that just for Francis?

@itsbrysonm.bsky.social Happy Birthday Bryson!!! 🥳

I FEEL PUNK TODAY SO DO I

FEEL PUNK TODAY?

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2025 is officially 25% over.

When you slice open an ancient tree, what would you find? A tiny keeper of the forest dwells there. With a branch in hand, they will sweep the undergrowths. Quiet and persistent.

forest's keeper
#art