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Writer, librarian, mom and a few other things. Fun but also mean. KellyMHannon.com

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A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. A man shivers in bed while a smiling lady in a red mask shows off her bandage on her arm.

Text: Noses are red
Ice packs are blue
I'm vaxed so miss me with severe symptoms of flu.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. A man shivers in bed while a smiling lady in a red mask shows off her bandage on her arm. Text: Noses are red Ice packs are blue I'm vaxed so miss me with severe symptoms of flu.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Two lady scientists shrug lackadaisically. Text reads: My love for you can't be explained by science. Just like the new federal vaccine guidelines.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Two lady scientists shrug lackadaisically. Text reads: My love for you can't be explained by science. Just like the new federal vaccine guidelines.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Protesters in Minneapolis wear thick clothes and hold signs of support for immigrant neighbors. Text reads: To the health departments in the Twin Cities:
Love unites us.
Our hearts are with you.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Protesters in Minneapolis wear thick clothes and hold signs of support for immigrant neighbors. Text reads: To the health departments in the Twin Cities: Love unites us. Our hearts are with you.

Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).

13.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1589    πŸ” 611    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 24

Writing a novel about a demon with your foot dangling off the edge of the bed really adds to the tension, let me tell you what.

11.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Live Lobster
A live lobster is allowed through security and must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container. A TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster at the checkpoint. We recommend that you contact your Airline airline to determine your airline's policy on traveling with your lobster before arriving at the airport.

Live Lobster A live lobster is allowed through security and must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container. A TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster at the checkpoint. We recommend that you contact your Airline airline to determine your airline's policy on traveling with your lobster before arriving at the airport.

My husband: You’re packing granola bars? Might want to check tsa to see if you can bring them.

Me: Thanks babe, turns out I can bring them *and* a live lobster depending on the airline!

08.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Travel items laid out on a bed including pens and highlighters.

Travel items laid out on a bed including pens and highlighters.

Trying to convince myself, someone who does *not* use highlighters, that I don’t need to pack five for my writing retreat. That could be two more snack bars!

08.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just like with Kilmer Abrego Garcia, the biggest sin any targeted immigrant can commit is winning battles β€” legal or PR battles β€” against the government, and they just won’t let those losses go

06.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3223    πŸ” 974    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 20

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

02.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14110    πŸ” 4641    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 77

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call β€œsymbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

26.01.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 20845    πŸ” 8646    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 714

In college, the store where I worked enforced the engagement if a customer came within 5 feet rule. The customers *hated* it and started to complain so we got to stop pretty quickly. Corporate can be so disconnected.

08.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.

The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.

They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.

Wanna fix fraud and abuse?

Fix that.

03.11.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 26106    πŸ” 10331    πŸ’¬ 676    πŸ“Œ 485
Book page reading β€œThere are times when adults act like being different is just the greatest thing, but then when you are, it feels like they’re secretly disappointed.”

Book page reading β€œThere are times when adults act like being different is just the greatest thing, but then when you are, it feels like they’re secretly disappointed.”

Okay, Holly Goldberg Sloan, I’m trying to read this book in public and not cry but you have me over here tearing up!

#Short

30.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My oldest’s first word was β€œthat” as in, what is that? The first word he wrote was Ohio. We live in Michigan.

27.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing!

24.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Because some people in my household don’t mind if the cat licks our food and some very much do.

15.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all

13.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6536    πŸ” 1178    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 33

I had a dream that the friend I have reading my first mystery broke into my home to steal my laptop so I would never try to write a book again. It’s scary stuff but you are a great writer!

12.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent.

Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.

07.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 17673    πŸ” 5416    πŸ’¬ 794    πŸ“Œ 222
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The Vice President of the United States used his social media page to tell Joy Reid, a private citizen with no connection to the government, that she should express "gratitude" for how this country has treated her.

Black women remain the most consistent targets in all of this.

04.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17858    πŸ” 4747    πŸ’¬ 1837    πŸ“Œ 674

Thank you for your service!

26.09.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

22.09.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 19763    πŸ” 4590    πŸ’¬ 410    πŸ“Œ 140

My stepdad hooked up an antenna and I’m finally watching a Lions game. And quite the game too!

23.09.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

10.09.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 23084    πŸ” 7802    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 119

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. β€” Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

10.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 43702    πŸ” 10060    πŸ’¬ 1799    πŸ“Œ 610
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Homemade taco seasoning, so pretty!!

03.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes sense. 😭

03.09.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My follow up ultrasound sound from concerns at my mammogram (all clear!) was so much easier than than the squish machine. Not sure why that’s not how they do it in the first place.

03.09.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like listening to NPR and hearing someone say, β€œI think you have to look at the sandwich throwing in context”.

20.08.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

15.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 19952    πŸ” 4016    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 109
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The Beastie Boy

13.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously

11.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7494    πŸ” 1899    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 76