tim city.

if you pull the string on my back, I say, “I would never knowingly break company policy.”

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 6 seconds.

Vicks Formula 44 Cough Medicine Commercial ABC/WEWS 5 1990-02-18 : 6s

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

to answer that album cover question it is, "pretty much anything stanley donwood," with a quiet, embarrassed nod to 808's & Heartbreak

I love when I find out who a song that I’ve heard a thousand times at work is; anyhow, “something just like this” by the chainsmokers and Coldplay suuucks real hard

Stumbled across these little beauties over on Instagram.
@oldbeaverantiques

lol

Holy shit. I just checked the Leafs’ IG and yeah. The comments on their latest innocuous post are just an endless stream of “trade Matthews” “boycott the team” etc etc.

REALTOR: I'm obligated to tell you this house is haunted.

ME: By ghosts?

REALTOR: No, by lingering guilt over the destructive behavior it engaged in during its alcoholic youth.

ME: ...

REALTOR: Of course by ghosts, you dumbass.

I bought your deodorant so I can smell like you. Please respond.

i'm glad my roommates aren't home all that often cause I have listened to precisely the same 3 songs every time I have showered in the two months that I have lived here so far and that is insane behavior.

I need a lot of things

hotel mathes, fleischmanns, new york, 1978

hotel mathes, fleischmanns, new york, 1978

I’m a political account

The stupid fucking stars are so pretty

Gamers can’t be racist because gamers don’t have any systematic power

the god's conspired against and the Domino's app was fucked so I got subway. Sorry to Disappoint.

but what if I get dominos for dinner? what then?

Cover of MIT Urban Systems Laboratory report "Community Values in Highway Location and Design" with a simple illustration of homes separated by a highway

oh ouch sorry. been there.

you can tag-a-long, if you want

then I'm going to reward myself with More Drugs

I'm like incredibly social at my job and being incredibly social is not entirely my nature.

hmm gonna go to the thrift store so I speak to someone today.

Guy who invented gravy: we need a fucking boat

how you gon' win when you ain't right within?

The Beast (Hank McCoy) stares forward toward the reader as he is seen head to shoulder, apparently hanging upside down from the upper right part of the panel as he thinks, “WHEW - After this ride, I’ll never badmouth New York SUBWAYS again!“

I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books

wow I did not know “I said, ‘hey, what’s going on?’” wrote “Beautiful”