Friday, Friday
How do you do?
What larky larks
Shall we accrue?
Blackflips, tumbles,
Twirls and splits.
A sloppy kiss
From my wet lips.
Friday, Friday
Saucy fop.
Spunk my pelvis
With you on top.
Gambol, boogie,
Jive, Lambada.
Juices flow as
We get harder.
FRIDAY!
#Friday
Duns Scotus in the streets, Nostradamus in the sheets
14.03.2025 13:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mythic
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It's generous of you to assume they care about the common good
13.03.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm working on the Cliff Notes for ya
13.03.2025 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When was the last time you told your mother that you love her?
13.03.2025 23:18 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 02 days ago. Now what?
13.03.2025 23:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Better than me. I split the rabbit
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#Photography Mario Giacomelli
13.03.2025 23:23 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0We're in an abusive relationship with a bunch of born again petty hucksters
13.03.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Decline and Fall of Rhythm Nation
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Speak loudly and carry a big stick.
06.03.2025 01:18 — 👍 181 🔁 39 💬 5 📌 4Sad if true, which I trust you it is
04.03.2025 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll have you know I read at an 8th grade level!
04.03.2025 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"The eternal Eye of Shaming. It stares into my soul, tells me dark things. Soon I will start fires to bring the Lord of Hell to my side. It mocks the Eye of Ra, just as my soul mocks the eyes of God. Perdition draws me ever closer as my will to resist dissolves. I cannot destoy myself only. Beware."
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Momentarily breaking my no politics rule because this is just absolutely infuriating, and it's not even so much politics as journalistic cowardice. Marc Thiessen, your opinion is worth about as much as your non-existent spine and brain
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
I mean, it looks like it's fine if she's from Jupiter, with the purple hands, so maybe chill...?
03.03.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Buds/birds
03.03.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shoelaces on point
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If I QP it, it looks like a proper card!
#eno #obliquestrategies #butbettet
Obtuse Strategies # 37: Do the same thing as hard as you can
02.03.2025 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1You're welcome! I love going along with people's ideas like that
02.03.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![This is a YouTube thumbnail. The 70% on the left is taken up by four increasingly dramatic statements in all-caps, each a different color, and the 30% on the right shows an AI image of a young, ludicrously thin woman in a black formal dress singing or speaking under a chandelier, holding the full attention of several people turned to watch her. The text reads: "MY FATHER PUBLICLY DISOWNED ME AT FAMILY DINNER," "'YOU'RE A LEECH WHO DOESN'T DESERVE OUR BLOOD,'" "THEN I BOUGHT HIS COMPANY AND BECAME A MILLIONAIRE," "NOW BEG FOR FORGIVENESS, DAD"
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This is a YouTube thumbnail. The 70% on the left is taken up by four increasingly dramatic statements in all-caps, each a different color, and the 30% on the right shows an AI image of a young, ludicrously thin woman in a black formal dress singing or speaking under a chandelier, holding the full attention of several people turned to watch her. The text reads: "MY FATHER PUBLICLY DISOWNED ME AT FAMILY DINNER," "'YOU'RE A LEECH WHO DOESN'T DESERVE OUR BLOOD,'" "THEN I BOUGHT HIS COMPANY AND BECAME A MILLIONAIRE," "NOW BEG FOR FORGIVENESS, DAD" [End].
Sublime. The art of auto-voiced YouTube reddit story thumbnails has peaked 👌
#spectacle #ai #slop #art
"No, 'singularity.' 'Sing-gyoo-lair-uh-tee.'"
"Okay, I found this on the web for 'single hair in tea.'"
"No--"
"Shingle parity."
"What--?"
"Swinging charities."
"Now, hold on..."
"Singing canaries."
"..."
"I heard you the first time. Don't ask that again or you'll find out"
For I am a witch, the world is my temple. Every half-flooded path offers me puddle-peeping, offers me scyring mirrors better than any glass. Every wooded walk a movement into wild mysteries. – #EmilyCBanting, 1981 #WitchSky
02.03.2025 13:35 — 👍 295 🔁 41 💬 8 📌 3I’ve just been to the hairdresser and asked which cut would make me look good. A power cut apparently.
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(Calling to the back) "We got a power cut!"
(From the back) "Gassing up the chainsaw!"
