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@wittymoniker.bsky.social

If you know what an Airbus PTU sounds like then letโ€™s be friends. 30 somethin nerd. Star Trek, MTG:Arena, Car Gay. Commercial aviation enthusiast. Don't be a jerk. Drink water. Sleep a lot. Gimme ur dad's phone number. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Volkswagen?

10.11.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The subreddit I created just hit 100k subscribers and it feels really awesome to have made a space that so many other people enjoy but nobody knows Iโ€™m the one behind it lmao

08.11.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I wish you luck. Heโ€™s the only one in the game I couldnโ€™t beat and I honestly had to stop because it was pissing me off too much lmao. Painted Love was a fun one.

07.11.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did you beat Simon?

07.11.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oooh toss this bad boy in there too

06.11.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep doing it so we can eventually get a giant collage of all of them!

06.11.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This time change is garbage.

04.11.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can thank AI bullshit for that. There are companies that exist right now solely to rent nVidia GPU farms to people so they can train their stupid LLMs or whatever. And unfortunately nVidia currently makes the best hardware to do it.

30.10.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooooh loving these!

30.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the existence of the holodeck greatly curbs that.

28.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*gets invited to a Halloween party thatโ€™s BYOB*

*brings a bottle of vermouth*

25.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh this might be your best purchase yet ๐Ÿซ 

21.10.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh we love a Vorinclex

20.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just finished watching โ€œBootsโ€ and my buddy texted me saying how hot the twins are. I proceeded to accidentally respond TO MY COWORKER about how much I agreed and how I want both at the same time. MY COWORKER.

20.10.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The number of times I rewatched that scene ๐Ÿ˜…

20.10.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your coworkers when you pull out your phone:

17.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the most unrealistic thing about Star Trek is how people are just not living in a holodeck 24/7. Yeah TNG touched on holoaddiction with Barclay, but he was on a ship and had a job to do. Whatโ€™s stopping civilians from just always being in there?

16.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You already know it ๐Ÿ˜‰

15.10.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*whispers seductively in your ear* 2TB Micro SD caaaaaard

15.10.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not Taco Belle!!!

15.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Looking up an old cosplay crush of mine to find out that not only did he break up with his bf but has since met someone else, been with them for two years and is now married.

14.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s FINE. YouTube already taught me since you wouldnโ€™t.

09.10.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tell me how to say those words immediately

09.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok xenophobe!

09.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m not unlocking the private pictures on my profile if youโ€™re 4000mi away. What do you expect to happen next? This?

08.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s meeeeeeeeeee

05.10.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I literally just saw Michael Jackson fighting Darth Vader and becoming a Jedi and likeโ€ฆwho asked for this?

03.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t think of a better angle to show all that mass ๐Ÿซ 

03.10.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good boys get treats!

03.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That reminds me of shipping that used to be all over Tumblr that I never really thought much about. Until I saw a celebrity on a talk show holding up fan art of their characters doing things and it instantly made me realize how weird it actually is. Especially since 90% of the time it was gay sex.

27.09.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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