Jared

I have counted
the letters
that were in
the prompt term

and which
you were probably
hoping
I'd understand

Forgive me
there are three bs in blueberry
one in blue
two in berry

We shouldn't let gen AI know about horoscopes if you ask me

Steve Inskeep having Bannon on to say that Musk is now a national security threat and should have his immigration status investigated is WILD

Calling posture exercises "tummy time!" to see my trainer's reaction

Hey how come we stopped talking about Jonathan Bailey

Queer hope core at solid pink disco. Nice.

Absolutely zero challenge from the NPR journalist when the guy said "genocide and ethnic cleansing accusations are completely false and unsubstantiated."

Incredible.

Guy on NPR says that the shooting is because "people use the words genocide and ethnic cleansing, which radicalizes people."

I actually think it's more to do with the fact that Israel & the US are doing genocide and ethnic cleansing.

Protestors holding signs demanding an end to the genocide in gaza

Good and decent people outside my office building today

Problem is though, I'm supposed to be tearing down drywall, not perusing a queer artifact. This must be how Boromir felt.

Several life magazines from the 70s. Headlines read "the year in pictures 1971" and "the marriage experiment"

Rediscovered tonight: a short-lost treasure of uncertain provenance.

I have no precise recollection of how I came to have these, but I do remember what I found in them once.

Somewhere in these pages (from 50-odd years ago) is a story about queers taking their liberties.

I told him I wasn't sure it was a good idea to take a test, on account of all the different drugs I take.

I got diagnosed with ADHD and picked a doc who would manage meds with me like a fine tune mechanic. After a couple months of work, he rx'd me some classic ADHD meds to try.

Wonder if I picked a too-by-the-book guy tho -- he asked for a drug test! Never heard of that before...

Andor meets Skeleton Crew in a new series about Anakin. The story of an enslaved child who would one day grow up to overthrow the government that failed him.

This is what I try to live up to, every day of my life

You need two to bear fruit, which are large and delicious. It's native to North America, the only temperate member of a tropical family.

Flowers on a pawpaw tree in early spring

Closeup of a pawpaw tree flower, dark cherry red petals of a flower that opens facing the ground.

I grew suspicious of my neighbor's tree last fall. This spring, its flowers confirmed it: this is a pawpaw tree.

That means I can grow a pawpaw tree!

A redbud tree in a park at a farmers market. It has clusters of vibrant flowers and a few green leaves

Clusters of redbud flowers burst from branches

Beautiful weather at the farmer's market. Feels like today's the turning point of seasons in Chicago, a palpable sense of momentum toward summer.

My favorite tree in this park is a redbud, an early bloomer whose flowers come before its leaves. One of the heralds of spring.

Leaves arriving today!

Taking a swig straight from the maple syrup bottle

At last, I found an occasion to wear father's old tassels.

Syril Karn and Dedra Meero

God I am so tired of seeing this same weirdo pronatalist couple in the media all the time

Survived layoffs at work. What should I splurge on to celebrate?

It's time to tea party this DINO

If you count planet fitness and my home gym membership, I technically have 4 gym memberships

Ok I officially have 2 gym memberships, two shrinks, and a personal trainer. I will become the ultimate man. I will conquer the masculine gender.

Look I'm trying to not talk about the news here all the time but talking about literally anything else feels absurd, considering

Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"

Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."

The CEO of Uber is in the board of my company, and they're forcing us to head into the office 3x a week. Sure it's unrelated...

Finally decided to watch white lotus s3, if everyone could just hold off on talking about it that would be great

But like, isn't it the fault of the people who did vote for him? Or the dnc/Harris/Biden for totally fucking up?