A small white dog pinning down a helpless human woman with her floofy body
The torture continues
Welp. I don't think anything else is getting done tonight, now that Her Highness has turned on Velcro Modeβ’οΈ
02.11.2025 05:10 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
I mean... Look at her ππππ
01.11.2025 05:10 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm trying to keep myself from making high pitched squealing noises at her πππ
01.11.2025 00:30 β π 39 π 5 π¬ 2 π 2
New fear unlocked
22.10.2025 19:53 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I've taken a break from LSAT prep and am reading Eon: Dragoneye Reborn by Allison Goodman. It's about a girl disguised as a boy who becomes a dragon rider. I like it so far.
22.10.2025 19:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm totally not crying at work over this pic my husband sent me
16.10.2025 17:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Lmao I love you guys
14.10.2025 22:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Us right now
14.10.2025 22:21 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
What in the Shania Twain...
14.10.2025 22:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Terrifying. I still have the scars and this happened in 2003.
14.10.2025 17:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I remember when she passedπ I had no idea she and D'Angelo had a son together. Omg this is so tragic πππ
14.10.2025 17:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Angie Stone was his mom?! I never knew. π
14.10.2025 16:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Ffs! When I crashed my motorcycle, my helmet was the only thing that kept my face from smearing all over the pavement. I remember the angle of the slide made my pants and the side of my jacket ride up and I got horrible road rash. The design on my helmet was almost entirely scraped off.
14.10.2025 16:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
He was so young! And so fine.
14.10.2025 16:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
A ghost decoration made of cheesecloth. He looks like he's happy to see you and wants to give you a hug.
Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this adorable cheesecloth ghost I made for Halloween.
13.10.2025 16:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A white puppy hugging her stuffed toy.
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model...
10.10.2025 19:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Grief comes in waves and all we can do is ride it out. I wish I could give you a big hug. π«
08.10.2025 02:46 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
He is a cartoon. I am convinced.
07.10.2025 16:09 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The audacity π
05.10.2025 05:28 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
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03.10.2025 23:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh I love him so much π
03.10.2025 23:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
π€ Now I need to see a picture of Frodo. For science.
03.10.2025 18:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
She says, "hello, you fool, I love you."
03.10.2025 18:31 β π 78 π 6 π¬ 5 π 0
Same π₯Ή
02.10.2025 04:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
πΆI'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mineπΆ
02.10.2025 03:40 β π 33 π 1 π¬ 1 π 2
That's right!
02.10.2025 03:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The blocking of the foot pic lmaoooo
01.10.2025 17:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thank you all! I could not for the life of me remember what they're called.
01.10.2025 16:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Can someone please tell me what these things are called?
01.10.2025 05:09 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0
It's the best. Knowing that they feel comfortable enough to show affection or seek comfort whenever they want to is like a balm to my heart.
30.09.2025 17:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
WednesdayBookClub, where we talk about books.....On Wednesdays. Do no harm, take no nonsense. Secretly juggling geese. https://linktr.ee/gjwashburne
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Your mumβs favourite morlock. goth cowboy hot mess. cliff diver.
perpetually angry, sometimes snarky, usually sarcastic (she/her)
Not a fan of lasagna
Probably on a roller coaster
Overeducated feral raccoon pretending to be human. 1209 years old. Extremely obscure and random. I was there when snark was invented. Possibly a Disney Princess.
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If you're not anti-fascist you're pro-fascist. Don't want to pick a side? Too bad, you already have
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She/Her || Joe Schoen is no longer my nemesis
At one time I went by the name Marlene Freaktrick. Now I am too tired to continue a persona.
ND Therapist/clinical counselor
Sometimes a writer.
My opinions are malleable. My values are not.
Ramblelikeamother on IG
Jezebel/twinja alum
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Overeducated and verbose Canadian
No terfs allowed
She/her Works in a museum
Amateur wildlife photographer in Ohio. Owl enthusiast. Data nerd.
TERFs and transphobes do not follow me, thanks :)
Chiefest and greatest of calamities. She/her
βοΈ&π alumnus β’ connecting cancer scientists to technology β’ supercomputing, energy, biomedicine, shitposting β’ politically: "socialism is liberalism taken seriously" & πΊπ¦π΅πΈ β’ attitude: π«΅ππ β’ Signal: jtd.01 β’ known Blackguardβ’
I ain't goin' nowhere, just embrace me, bitch
Always lurkin' on my page, you don't hate me, sis
I ain't botherin' nobody, I just breathe and shit
Deep down in your heart, you wanna be like this
trans rights are human rights, black lives matter
she/her, asian american, taiwanese, team orca
idc what websters said irregardless should not be a word when regardless is right there
She/her. Equal-opportunity nose-booper, slow runner, and citizens for boysenberry jam fan. Jeans are appropriate beachwear | 13.1 x 8 | 26.2 x 1