transformers yaoi (ren)

stupid fucking plastic robots so goddamned expensive

💖💖💖💖💖😊

FUCK yeah

nononono too competent, not stupid enough. im talkin GOONS. STOOGES

when i say i'm a goon or i'm gooning i dont mean jerking off i mean im going full on henchman. i'm having devious machinations. i'm wringing my hands together and chuckling and my eyes are turning into dollar signs. i dont have TIME to crank my hog, brother, i'm going WET BANDIT MODE.

good point.

one of my "favorite" ones is "would you rather be wolverine or iron man" HELLO????????? WHAT THE DUCK KIND OF CHOISE IS THAT OFC I WANNA BE IRON MAN? HE HAS MONEY AND THE ABILITY TO FUCKING DIE???? WOLVERIBE LITERALLY LIVED THROUGH BEING NUKED IN HIROSHIMA (or maybe nagasaki) WHILE HIS WIFE DIED. TF

FUCK YOU

i hate when mfs see something people are passionate about and go "lmfao i guess im not as terminally online as i thought" PEOPLE HAVING INTERESTS AND A MEDIUM TO EXPRESS THEIR PASSIONS AND EMOTIONS ABOUT THOSE INTERESTS THATS GENERALLY SAFER AND EASIER AND MORE ACCESSIBLE THAN IRL IS NOT A BAD THING

There is not one sentence of this I saw coming.

The idea of hot Bionicles implies the existence of not hot Bionicles. Which doesn't exist.

the secret to fandom is accepting the fact that you can view fictional characters as complex and nuanced and thoroughly enjoy the themes baked into the show
AND ALSO
imagine them bouncing on it crazy style in whatever way your peenor decides would look hot

#thingilike 16

five nite feddy

I can't believe I've never been fed

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘐𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘥.

hey do you know. that a lot of words you might use are shortened versions of other words.

taxi is short for taximeter-cab
fax is short for facsimile
memo is short for memorandum

theres probably more but these are the ones that i can think of rn

would you rather have. a cold glass of water. or an interesting looking rock (not a gem or anything explicitly cool, just like a driveway pebble)

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

원 레이어 차력쇼..🙃
오늘도 출근이라니 크아아악.

Day 2 - Death 🪦

bought it anyway

HELL YEAH

people who propose "would you rather" questions are often the dumbest motherfuckers ever. i love the format but hate the shit people contrast

WATCHING A SAGAN HAWKS VIDEO ABOUT FNAF AND HE BROUGHT UP VOTV WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

im killing myself

they would prob be like "lmao you bought tickets for a trip that happened more than a month ago???? tf???"

THE COOLS ONES (ALL OF THEM!!)

YEE HAW!!!!!!!!!! im gonna do a war crime

i cant wait to be done with work so i can go do crack and smoke cigars and drink beer and fire my gun while i pilot my helicopter in minecraft YEE HAW!!!!

POWER TOOLS

its not something i sought out its just some of the goodies i get to keep from the filework i'm doing