The only things protected by the US government now are billionaires, Israel, and the Epstein files.
10.03.2026 14:02 β π 160 π 44 π¬ 7 π 1@bethmachlan.bsky.social
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The only things protected by the US government now are billionaires, Israel, and the Epstein files.
10.03.2026 14:02 β π 160 π 44 π¬ 7 π 1
I'm forced to the conclusion that a certain type of pro-Israeli Western Christian doesn't actually see the place as real, and certainly doesn't see the Christians of the Middle East whose lives have been made much, much harder by the policies they back.
It's just a sort of apocalyptic theme park.
Did the descriptor βunserious peopleβ take off from Succession, or was it popular before that?
09.03.2026 16:32 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0"No one wants to see a feminist spin on Frankenstein" is a thing I actually just read.
09.03.2026 15:27 β π 280 π 31 π¬ 30 π 5Iβd also manage to get my hair caught somewhere and probably end up in traction.
09.03.2026 15:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dakota Johnson doing a cobra pose in jeans and no top.
I did this in PT today! (Plus a sports bra; minus the bangs.)
09.03.2026 14:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I share this whenever anyone discusses inappropriate anthropomorphic entities having teeth m.youtube.com/watch?v=ulBC...
08.03.2026 19:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We may be βwitnessing the fullest expression of the most inhumane weapons of the twenty-first century: autonomous bombs and missiles. Their βautonomyβ refers to the fact that humans need not be βin the loopβ in any meaningful way when deciding where to target or whether to launch such weapons.β
06.03.2026 21:27 β π 205 π 118 π¬ 16 π 7This is so disturbing. Iβm sorry.
08.03.2026 19:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
When someone says βI really like thisβ movie / TV show / book / video games etc, Iβm intrigued by the impulse some folks have to waddle into their replies and say βoh, but EYE didnβt like it.β
What is that impulse? Whatβs its intention / social function?
Headline: Camel pageant thrown into chaos after hump-plumping scandal
Pardon
06.03.2026 21:50 β π 132 π 29 π¬ 1 π 19Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
06.03.2026 20:21 β π 6420 π 1548 π¬ 46 π 46A dollar if you can prove he knows what "unconditional surrender" means
06.03.2026 18:14 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Also: GO DARYL
06.03.2026 15:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know there are 8 billion issues with this project, but shallowly I canβt even get past the actors being less attractive than the real people theyβre meant to portray.
06.03.2026 15:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The interesting thing about AI is how committed executives are to using it after it measurably fails catastrophically at its goals. Like there seems to be no limit to how badly it can fuck up and still be heralded as the future of technology
06.03.2026 14:14 β π 259 π 58 π¬ 15 π 9βEvangelicals are missing from the halls of power. Thatβs a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at Americaβs most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.β Excerpt From βOpinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. Thatβs a problem.β Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.
Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take
06.03.2026 13:46 β π 5941 π 1011 π¬ 273 π 433
Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.
Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.
We live in Orwellian times.
They know that many people in the US will accept the killing of civilians overseas but will draw the line at high gas prices.
06.03.2026 12:23 β π 1080 π 289 π¬ 15 π 0
This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
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Never thought I woukd teach somewhere for 20 years, leave, and not miss it one bit. Many wonderful faculty and students, but the admin is a garbage fire.
05.03.2026 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How many boots can NYU eat, Part 347,659
05.03.2026 18:38 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1One delivered milk in a horse-drawn wagon; the other worked for Tammany Hall π
05.03.2026 17:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I drove a tractor off a cliff.
05.03.2026 17:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember liking the Rangers? Like β¦ LIKING them?
05.03.2026 15:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It breaks AI literacy into the following four levels: Understand AI Use and Apply AI Analyze and Evaluate AI Create AI
Barnard's chart on the "need for AI literacy" is, to me, mind-boggling, it's bizarre acceptance of the premise, in service of the ultimate goal... creating more AI! This really is "To serve humans."
05.03.2026 13:20 β π 44 π 6 π¬ 8 π 2As god is my witness, I still have no idea how many legal lanes there are on Flatbush Avenue. Or if any of them are actually supposed to be dedicated to extremely muscular men carrying multiple snakes.
05.03.2026 13:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesnβt include bombing people.
05.03.2026 12:21 β π 7774 π 2237 π¬ 291 π 99front cover of the book Close Reading for the Twenty-First Century, edited by Dan Sinykin and Johanna Winant
making memes is a great classroom activity to complement the work students can do guided by my favorite book of the year
05.03.2026 02:58 β π 23 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1