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Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie…what can I say that hasn’t already been said…

looking absolutely stunning while you’re at it

and yet you’re gatekeeping 🤔

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

a .5x shot of me walking with a mini Diet Coke

I haven’t had this many weekend plans since I was in my 20s. I do not know how to pace myself anymore. I am running around the entire city like this listening to Overnight Celebrity

was walking the dog to the lakefront the other day after work and counted four cars in a row where the drivers were actively typing on their phones while navigating rush hour traffic

love walking my dog — and walking in general! — in these conditions. people blowing through stop signs and waving at me sheepishly like they didn’t almost kill me. getting honked at in a painted crosswalk. and they’re on their fuckin phones the whole time!

watching any defunctland

“variety is the spice of life!”

a little bit of this, a little bit of that

makes you forget he let his wife serve time for the college admissions scandal while he kind of got off scot free

William H. Macy being antagonistic within the first minute on Hollywood Handbook…we are so back

men love to be like ‘if i saw some guy doing that shit to my girl i’d kill him.’ no you wouldn’t lol. you can’t even politely ask your buddy to stop calling women fat bitches or whatever

yeah, it’s preventing his skin from looking good!! 🤣

want to grab every trump supporter by the shoulders and say “you can admit you were wrong now. it’s ok. I won’t think any differently of you. I already knew you were fucking stupid”

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

it feels so bad and cruel to be sick while the weather is unseasonably nice. I am a relatively good person. I don’t deserve this

the behind-the-counter cold meds have hit. I’m doing laundry, I’m vacuuming, I’m sending paragraphs of texts to my bewildered coworkers. my husband is doing dishes and reading me all the news about HEAT 2. we are going to live forever, or at least for the next five hours!!!!

it's not the issue of this story, but it is a transparent example of how the "cars are freedom" narrative is a complete farce. when the state controls your movement and can immobilize you on a whim, you are not free. car dependency is an arm of fascism for the car *IS* fascism and must be abolished.

WARNING: Illinois Is About to Elect a MAGA-Aligned Senator But it's not too late -- here's what we need to do to prevent a catastrophic failure and instead elect someone whose record aligns with our values

IL is on the verge of electing a Senator far more aligned with Trump, MAGA power brokers & ICE infrastructure expansion than the values of a deep-blue state.

Here’s what Raja Krishnamoorthi hopes you don’t know about him & how we elect someone better.

Larry David wearing statement glasses in S12 of Curb

I’ve always said my main problem with BK is that the person at the drive-thru sometimes doesn’t say “please.” That the food is agonizing both going in and coming out is a distant second.

STRIP LAW is so good man. incredibly high joke density, great visual gags, true laugh-out-loud moments. @hellocullen.bsky.social congrats on creating a comedy show that is actually funny!!

he’s asking about the grink…

hey you can do whatever you want

it shouldn’t be but that’s how things are, these days

I agree!

STATE of the UNION? I’d rather have a STEAK with some ONION. or anything else!

what could anyone possibly add to a perfect post

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants