sarah

want to grab every trump supporter by the shoulders and say “you can admit you were wrong now. it’s ok. I won’t think any differently of you. I already knew you were fucking stupid”

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

it feels so bad and cruel to be sick while the weather is unseasonably nice. I am a relatively good person. I don’t deserve this

the behind-the-counter cold meds have hit. I’m doing laundry, I’m vacuuming, I’m sending paragraphs of texts to my bewildered coworkers. my husband is doing dishes and reading me all the news about HEAT 2. we are going to live forever, or at least for the next five hours!!!!

it's not the issue of this story, but it is a transparent example of how the "cars are freedom" narrative is a complete farce. when the state controls your movement and can immobilize you on a whim, you are not free. car dependency is an arm of fascism for the car *IS* fascism and must be abolished.

WARNING: Illinois Is About to Elect a MAGA-Aligned Senator But it's not too late -- here's what we need to do to prevent a catastrophic failure and instead elect someone whose record aligns with our values

IL is on the verge of electing a Senator far more aligned with Trump, MAGA power brokers & ICE infrastructure expansion than the values of a deep-blue state.

Here’s what Raja Krishnamoorthi hopes you don’t know about him & how we elect someone better.

Larry David wearing statement glasses in S12 of Curb

I’ve always said my main problem with BK is that the person at the drive-thru sometimes doesn’t say “please.” That the food is agonizing both going in and coming out is a distant second.

STRIP LAW is so good man. incredibly high joke density, great visual gags, true laugh-out-loud moments. @hellocullen.bsky.social congrats on creating a comedy show that is actually funny!!

he’s asking about the grink…

hey you can do whatever you want

it shouldn’t be but that’s how things are, these days

I agree!

STATE of the UNION? I’d rather have a STEAK with some ONION. or anything else!

what could anyone possibly add to a perfect post

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

This guy gets it.

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

SAM ALTMAN: What no one understands is that no one at the beach can stop you from scooping up as many shells as you want. An endless well of seashells for the taking. INTERVIEWER: Mhm. ALTMAN: Look I have a bunch in my pocket right here. INTERVIEWER: Wow that's incredible. And they're all already crushed up too.

ALTMAN: Yes well I crushed them. They didn't start crushed. I took them home and then I crushed them. INTERVIEWER: Mhm. Mhm. ALTMAN: You can eat them. I eat them everyday. That's why I crush them. Here have a taste. INTERVIEWER: Wow these are great. It feels like eating teeth. ALTMAN: Right? Human teeth. Isn't it incredible? I died in 2023.

Extremely revealing details in this interview

in true Chicago fashion, a “fuck you” with mustard on it

How much more of all this are we supposed to take, genuinely?

ok. I’m ready to call it. “semi-charmed life” by third eye blind is the best song of all time

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sarah @sablaah.bsky.social they should make vanilla ice cream with baklava in it. I'm sick of thinking of everything September 30, 2023 at 8:53 PM

A tweet from AwfulAnnouncing that reads: Ari Emanuel envisions Pat McAfee as Hollywood's next great action star.

cool! I’m envisioning a gun in my mouth

i can be your angle...or yuor devil.

we were desperate to see literally anything in the theater after getting our first vaccines and we saw… FREE GUY. and to be honest, that’s on us

absolutely goated. Hell yeah

you read that right

The neon “Vanderpump Vegas” sign above the entrance to the cocktail garden in Caesar’s Palace

A cocktail next to the menu

made it to da promised land