Jeremiah Cimmerian

Never forget a change of underwear when fleeing for your life.

The fleeing continues today on @playersandbook.com at 3pm PT with @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & me! #dnd #ttrpg

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Remember, if someone in your life is constantly making bad decisions, they chose to be in your life at some point.

So you really shouldn't be surprised they're still screwing up.

Meme using screen shots from Focus Friend. Text at the top reads “There are two types of Bean tenders…” On the left is a discord message from Jeremiah Cimmerian. A little bean character is in a completely decked out room, he looks very happy. The message reads “@Goblinkatie I finished the Bean's room. I think it's possible I don't use my phone enough?” The image on the right is a message from Goblinkatie that shows a bean drinking from a glass in a completely empty room. The message reads “... Bob has 34 socks and a drinking problem.”

Nobody tell Hank.

A promotional image for Players And Book. Headshots of all five players (Jennifer Kretchmer, Lauren Urban, Jeremiah Cimmerian, LaTia Jacquise, and Katie Downey across the bottom of a blue field, with the Players and Book logo in the upper left corner. Image text reads "Existential crisis across the high seas! twitch.tv/playersandbook Sundays 6pm EST/ 3pm PST"

It’s nearly time to set sail with the “Secondhand Souls”!

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A pokemon, Gengar, sits at the bottom of a staircase looking sad. Broken pieces of a plate are on the floor nearby.

"From the moment your consciousness emerged from oblivion, death was your companion.

It will be there with you at the end, when you are mad with grief at the loss of all you've ever loved.

But not for me. I'll live after the stars are cinders. And I will always be alone."

We will all see the ends of our books, but will you be its author, or someone else?

@playersandbook.com is off this week, but @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & I will be back next week to continue writing this story together! #dnd #ttrpg #liveplay

my mood is currently "accidentally listened to a Sara Bareilles song and trying not to openly weep in a parking lot"

Play Dungeons & Dragons 5e Online | The Sky High City You find yourself in the isolated town of Bonwen during a strange time in its history. A number of engineers have decided that they don't wanna live under the thumb of the Dwarves, so they did what an...

If anyone is interested, I have three openings for a game I'm DMing over on Startplaying. startplaying.games/adventure/cm...

story pitch: a bag of doritos and when you take one out of the bag it's magically replaced until eventually the whole bag is entirely different doritos than you started with and I'll call it the chip of theseus

jesus was a nepo baby

no I will not be taking questions

Had a dream where I was hanging out with a girl I loved and who was clearly in love with me. When she said that she loved me I said "Yeah I'm excited to see where this goes" and I think I might be the problem.

You know it strikes me odd that I have two D&D campaigns going and the theme of one is the nature of identity and the other is on the nature of reality.

But I don't have any strong attachment to philosophy and usually shrug and think "who cares" when it comes up in real life.

Yup. Prairie King saves your progress every screen, so you can just play a single screen at a time, go home, sleep, and then do the next one the next day. Or do more if you're adventurous. But either way, that makes getting that achievement trivial.

There's a parrot that'll charge you 10k per unfound walnut and just give them to you. Probably easier.

That was exactly my last thing too. It was funny how in that last year I realized how many things I'd skipped without realizing it.

Finished Stardew Valley this morning. 100% finished. No more content. All achievements.

Feels like that should be illegal.

The biggest problem with modern technology and social media is, I think, that it gives us exactly what we want.

And we all secretly hate ourselves.

"Be more honest about my plans for world domination."

Honestly? Probably, yeah.

No you didn't forget a great idea.

A good idea sticks with you.

A mediocre idea tricks you into thinking it was good after you've forgotten it.

...wait. Is Homelander just a more violent Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog?

Gonna create a new spell that's a cross between Vortex Warp and Time Stop. I'll replace the verbal components with a kinesthetic component.

It's just a step to the left. Then a step to the right...

Was thinking about Superman after the James Gunn teaser and why it works for me while Snyder's version never did.

Superman lets us pretend for a little while that someone is coming to save us. It's a beautiful fiction. And sometimes I need to pretend for a little while.

As we all know @playersandbook.bsky.social has the greatest NPC known to man. Wizard Frog. Today, I was stumbling through the tumblr cesspool (term of endearment) and found this. @dcimmerian.bsky.social 's author avatar as a frog. Joining the two worlds. Cred: scientistyaoi

Glory to Wizard Frog.

One nice thing about Wicked coming back into vogue is that I can now watch other people reacting to Defying Gravity for the first time.

I do not recommend staying at the Infinite Hotel.

Sure, they have infinite rooms but every time someone new checks in they make you move one room down. The breakfast was nice though.

3/5 stars.

Thinking of starting a new BG3 game and never getting out of Act One whenever they release the Bladesinger.

Doctors are necessary for a functioning society. Teachers are necessary. Education is necessary.

And yet capitalism went so far up its own ass that they want us to go into debt for life in order to learn how to perform jobs that *need* to be performed.

I was thinking today about why I created a "big good" in my D&D world and I think it comes back, weirdly, to modern Star Trek.

I liked when the Federation was flawed but ultimately and unquestionably the good guys. Sure not every franchise needs to be like that, but it's nice when some are.