Ed Tyler

The Iranians would laugh themselves sick.

Morning.

Her brain must be completely smooth.

Looking forward to not seeing her puffy, plastic face when I go to the airport next week.

What a fucking toad.

His name sounds like a derivation of a George Carlin routine… a hick named BillyBobJimmyJoeDannyFrank

He can be his new “special assistant.”

Why doesn’t anyone debating him just look down and say, “Why are you standing on a box?”

It would literally be my first impulse.

Never knew that Congress had an official government cuck chair.

Morning.

Think he’ll become MarkWayneBillyBobDannyFrank’s “extra special” assistant?

Nice of him to write the opening statement for the prosecution at his trial.

“Useless as a marzipan dildo.”

Apt, but I was not prepared for those words to be lined up in that way.

The feeling was probably itchiness from all those rashes.

Heard that the blankie was a smokescreen for a bag of… goodies that she misplaced.

Worst kept secret in DC, a town known for being bad at keeping secrets.

American soldiers are being killed because the president doesn’t want you to know that he raped little children for decades. And if I’m wrong, sue me, asshole.

Absofuckinglutely NOT.

And:
We wouldn’t be waking up wondering what damage was done overnight.

USAID would still be saving lives all over the world.

LA, Portland, and Minneapolis would not have been traumatized.

We wouldn’t be playing this half-assed shell game with the Epstein Files.

And then go to jail.

Changes the perspective - we’ve always assumed that being full of shit was an internal thing…

Probably just a reaction to having his neck bolts tightened.

You should give him a “voting only” hall pass. But make him take you out to a fancy dinner first.

Somebody give me press credentials. I can win that Pulitzer in fifteen minutes.

Probably just a reaction from having his neck bolts tightened.

And are pretty clear about it, too.

🎶Look at all the lonely MAGA

Thinking that life has passed them by

Can’t give up until they’ve ruined their silver cup…

Wreck their own lives, turn, and cry…

Which is surprising, in that Lindsey has been fellating the Orange Hobgoblin for years without cease. You’d think he’d have gained some expertise from all that practice.