DAVE: kinda worried about you sis
KANAYA: You Dont Have To Call Me That Anymore
KANAYA: In Fact I Wish You Wouldnt
KANAYA: It Really Hasnt Ever Been Accurate
DAVE: yeah well im pretty sure rose didnt serve you divorce papers before she left on her fucked up father/daughter rp
DAVE: so youre still my sister
Dave: thoughts?
Kanaya: Be Nice Be Nice Be Nice
Meat Kanaya and Dave are so special
21.01.2026 13:29 —
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I agree with Northernlions sex scene take however I think we should ban straight sex scenes out of principal until we have total equality (also I hate straight people)
21.01.2026 18:22 —
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I think the solution is we need to return to giant tech manuals coming with every pc handwritten by a geek who should've been diagnosed years ago
18.01.2026 14:14 —
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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CD ILLUSTRATION FEATURING SONIC GOING AGAINST METAL SONIC
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CD #SONICTHEHEDGEHOG #SONIC
17.01.2026 16:15 —
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Need to read more Homestuck so I can learn more about Terezi again I need a Tulpa of her 24/7 inside my brain
16.01.2026 16:02 —
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Animal Crossing has to make up Horizons lack of boundaries by making you an apartment bound wagecuck whos neighbors all hate your ass unless you buy them enough Uber Eats
16.01.2026 16:00 —
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twitter outage spike
hello twitterheads. allow me to say, $jtightpants1
16.01.2026 15:35 —
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Ideas and screenshots to flesh points out on the initial tweet
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The embodiment of Christ (Karkat)
-Punishes the woman who ate from the tree of good and evil (June eating the cruxite artifact) by inflicting great pain into her stomach (god punishing Eve by making childbirth painful)
Btw shoutout to Wan on twt they've been adding their-
14.01.2026 14:51 —
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Already on twt but: Dirk is very clearly supposed to be the demiurge it almost hurts
-Has Yaldabaoth as his denizen
-Creates a material world where his beings are told to see him as an Exemplar to be worshiped
-Holds the embodiment of wisdom (Rosebot) prisoner
-Is being pursued by-
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Apparently theres a rude label here which is quite possibly the most millenial thing I have ever heard
You tell a nazi to follow their leader and get the equivalent of a liberal mark of sin
26.12.2025 07:57 —
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Been trying to get into logic more but I don't know where to start I study biology for Ishmas sake
14.12.2025 14:50 —
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Idk a lot about Jungian archetypes but Dirk is definitely some form of the father archetype, right?
10.08.2025 08:37 —
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Friend in Homestuck
09.08.2025 22:13 —
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I will protect my friends
ポイ捨てはこうしてこうしてこうですっ☆
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Fem Dave carrying some drinks, looking a bit surprised. She is wearing a classic top and jeans
Fem Karkat looking like a snack, kind of an inviting but irritated look in her eyes. She is wearing a low neck top, skirt and leggins.
#Davekat but actually is #Dovekat
07.08.2025 00:57 —
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My idea for my troll Byrnah is that she works at the Incineramorgurator, which is a massive incinerator plant that "takes care" of the biological matter of troll bodies that other plants can't use. Basically I am tormenting her now , that's the new plan
05.08.2025 00:32 —
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For everything you can shit on Yandev for, perseverance aint one of them
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I think Strider siblings have a magical ability that makes any relationship they enter extremely chaotic, which is why only Karkat and Dave work out bc Karkat is loud enough to counteract it
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Reading Meditations on First Philosphy
Damn the devil got hands
04.08.2025 15:55 —
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New Minestuck Test Server is super pleasant even if it's on hard mode
03.08.2025 22:04 —
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What would yall say are the philosophical ideas Homestuck tries to convey? Like about the meaning of life or agency or the idea of truth
03.08.2025 18:49 —
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Uno Mode: An items can only be captchalouged if it matches the primary color OR the number of symbols of the last item added. If UNO isn't yelled out before the last item is taken, four random items around the area will be inserted into the sylladex
03.08.2025 17:14 —
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While empiricism isn't a fully rational position, it so far has proven to be the most helpful method in day to day life. So while it can never reveal the full trurth, it did put a man on the moon
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CHIITAN??
02.08.2025 15:29 —
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Missing Texture Sylladex: This mode displays a pink and black texture for all items unless CS:GO Source is installed
02.08.2025 14:32 —
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He's been missing almost a month...if you hear anything about Levi near Nashville or Lafayette, please tell me
02.08.2025 05:36 —
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Dirk calling Lil Hal "just glasses" ohohoo he wants to be the uncaring grand picture guy so bad but I see you Dirk Strider, those glasses fucked with your 6 months fling and you're pissed
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Crackshot: One of the Jake's will show up and prove themselves above Dirk, not letting him push off their heartbreak unto them and finally working things out. Then they make out Prospit Style while credits roll
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Ok obviously HSBC spoilers:
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Nymphs as a species is an interesting pick since theyre commonly associated with leading sailors astray and generally causing destruction. I love the new species design and the apparent Squiddle references Rose threw in
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