MamaSass

Ghislaine:
He can’t pardon you, his base would revolt.
But he has to pardon you, or you’ll talk.
He can’t pardon you, bcuz that would be admitting he promised you a pardon.
But he has to pardon you bcuz he promised you a pardon for your silence.
Remember, Jeffrey thought he was his best friend.

This. This. This.

Hey, Donnie:

Don’t release the Epstein files. Pardon Ghislaine.

I double dog dare you.

I’m sure your base (you know the group of people you’ve spent the last ten+ years convincing the Democrats are a lecherous group
of child molesters) will totally love that.

😈

It’s a huge antics cemetery and even has an antifa honor guard. Obviously 🍊🤡 cannot be buried there because he is, um, profa.

Until trump gives her a pardon.

This looks like a photo of a junior exec who’s forcing his wife to go to dinner with his boss and his boss’s trophy wife. Oh, wait. That’s exactly what it is!

Why is that “ICE” agent not wearing a shirt? Isn’t that some kind of dress code violation? All that breaking glass and no shirt? I mean, I get not being worried about a baby getting hurt, but one of your racist tattoos might have gotten ripped up.

So then swear her in. You’re the Speaker, you can do that.

Well, @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social, there you go, letting pesky facts get in the way of a good story.

She shoots puppies.

She needs to destroy youth because she’s evil.

Me, too

An acrostic, for no reason at all

Rights

E pluribus unum

Vision

O, say can you see

Liberty

United we stand

Ten amendments in the Bill of
Rights

Independence

O, beautiful, for spacious skies

Need to come together

Usha and Melania are dressed for different parties.

Just another reason to go cashless.

Will the world ever solve this mystery?

It’s time for blue states to keep their money and fund their own projects until our federal government is once again by and for the people.

Sucks to suck.

It’s time for blue states to start withholding funds to the federal government. If trump is not going to release earmarked monies, don’t pay DC until after state projects are fully funded by the state.

When this is over, and you know exactly what I mean:
If there is a government shutdown down, no member of Congress, the executive branch or the SC gets paid. Work without a check, just like you expect the military to do.

🍊🤡 got a cut. I guarantee it.

I can’t believe she’s proud to be a Catholic. Actually, I can. It’s hypocrisy like this that drove me away from the Church. Pope Leo seems to be advocating for a kinder Church based on the actual teachings of Jesus. My admittedly unChristlike wish is that he excommunicates her and all like her.

Get up and fight, Democrats!

Karoline wants to call a reporter despicable? MAGA made despicable their battle cry. We’ll take it on and make despicable a rallying call for bravely. Reporters, keep asking the questions that make them uncomfortable. Ask them over and over.
We are fighting for our freedoms. Don’t be chicken 💩.

Thanks, Maureen

Paging @jaketapper.bsky.social

E) because just like most new immigrant gangs, they go after people in their own communities and not after white people. Therefore, not really high on the white supremacy agenda except as an excuse.

So, Mike Johnson sent his members home. My representative is republican. That means I have no representation in Congress. I’m still responsible to pay taxes, though, right? Isn’t that tyranny? I feel like I learned something about that in grade school.

Schumer has to go. Jeffries has to go.

Does his son know about this?

Oh, no! Who’s gonna pose with fake Elmo in Times Square?