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Sam 31 He/They I used to have lots of interests and hobbies but now I have two cats instead

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16.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dimitri is that you?

06.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sheath thine sword knave

06.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey moths, get a job it's time to start paying rent

01.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Katarina Sabini, elderly human woman.  Blind but sees through her familiar, a black cat named Bumpkin.  She's lived a reclusive life in the woods with her beloved companion Nelly the horse, who she's had since she was a little girl.  

Though blind, she has incredible insight into the hearts of people, which she often distrusts.  She is short on patience and has no sympathy for the woes that fools bring upon themselves.

Her family were guides, using clerical divination to help people find lost things in the woods.  Katarina as a young girl had a desire to know more, and began peering into the Shadowfel and communing with spirits for an even deeper understanding of divination.  Decades of looking into that dark reflection soured her perspective of the world, and her reclusive life has led to her forgetting what is beautiful about the world.  

My original plan was to have her tip toeing the line between cranky old woman and genuine witch, and for her adventures to lead down a Sophie-howls-moving-castle style journey where she rediscovers the things that once brought her joy.

Katarina Sabini, elderly human woman. Blind but sees through her familiar, a black cat named Bumpkin. She's lived a reclusive life in the woods with her beloved companion Nelly the horse, who she's had since she was a little girl. Though blind, she has incredible insight into the hearts of people, which she often distrusts. She is short on patience and has no sympathy for the woes that fools bring upon themselves. Her family were guides, using clerical divination to help people find lost things in the woods. Katarina as a young girl had a desire to know more, and began peering into the Shadowfel and communing with spirits for an even deeper understanding of divination. Decades of looking into that dark reflection soured her perspective of the world, and her reclusive life has led to her forgetting what is beautiful about the world. My original plan was to have her tip toeing the line between cranky old woman and genuine witch, and for her adventures to lead down a Sophie-howls-moving-castle style journey where she rediscovers the things that once brought her joy.

Katarina Sabini, my cranky old Divination Cleric/Divination Wizard. Archetypical witch that I never really got the chance to explore

27.01.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow even Juliet Lake wakes up the next day still thinking about everything that was said

26.01.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So that's why I kept seeing winter storm warnings. Frostbite is in the weather forecast!

26.01.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.01.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WolfQuest: Anniversary Edition on Steam Live the life of a wild wolf in a realistic ecological simulation set in Yellowstone National Park.

You play as an actual wolf and you raise wolf pups in a pack. Open world educational survival game
store.steampowered.com/app/926990/W...

21.01.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brb printing this and hanging it on my wall

20.01.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard you already were locked up

17.01.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Criminal 🫡

17.01.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Baby

14.01.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😳

14.01.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just accidentally autopilot typed the current date as 2022 on a document name, realized I was 4 years off, and it felt like someone punched me

12.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too much garlic? I've never heard of such a thing

12.01.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.01.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww look at him dreaming with a sheep... Hey wait a minute....

10.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*holds up gun*
I need ... a little pink slime guy... Please πŸ”«

10.01.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure there's a legend where you make 1000 paper little guys and get a wish

09.01.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually tho sticker book with every little guy Sonya makes

09.01.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This u?

30.12.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you still love him

30.12.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And there's a little rat hiding under the bucket

27.12.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet ....

27.12.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bubblegum gotta be a real danger for fairies

24.12.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the little guys in Sonyas brain keep getting little-er in order to conserve space and fit even more in there

20.12.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine getting obliterated by her flying solar knee kick

20.12.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg the website is back up I thought I crashed it
*Covers eyes and presses 1*
I gotta know where that hand goes

19.12.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.12.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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