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god damn it i keep forgetting about my parodies

blame band season lol

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warning: if you put this hat on redacted may or may not fully believe you are his father

also second warning redacted really does NOT like his father

[FATHERS DAY INTERACTION BAIT]

(You see a fedora on the ground. Strangely enough, it seems to radiate some sort of fatherly aura.)

(Will you pick it up?)

Ugh…why did I have to come back before…tomorrow. Ugh.

kir./by

pulling stuff from my old ptwt drive to use for an int bait feels like digging through ancient history

Just checking back in-been setting stuff up for the summer camp!! How’s everyone doing??

kir./by

hi I’m alive just been playing Deltarune and also Mario Kart

This is bullshit.

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ended up resolving this in DMs. uh i think they defo changed for the better and they helped me out alot with my own personal investigation into something id rather not disclose

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alr i opened them

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hold on I’ll dm you I’m pretty sure we’re thinking of the same person but i don’t wanna come out and say it since im PRETTY sure they follow me

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idk what to do here tbh. i could look more into this and maybe find a doc but if i said anything *now* it would just be like super duper loose accusations. so im gonna hold it until i find anything concrete. or i could just like not stir up anything but odds are im the only one who Knows so

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been seeing someone on tl that im like 85% sure got exposed for smth or other back on parodytwt but not actually calling them out bc I’m a people pleaser n don’t wanna stir up drama, they’ve had time to change 4 the better, & i don’t remember like any context on the situation

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either that or i do some sort of Rhythm Heaven rp acc. not sure exactly what that would be tho. reporter maybe? or maybe i could do the barista and pretty much make it RP Therapy™️. oo or i could do the wandering samurai? idk which one would u guys want

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would yall be interested in a Sword from Phighting parody bc I LOVE SWORD PHIGHTING!!!!! WOOO

For mine…I do NOT host workshops on how to not get caught by the cops or how not to get a restraining order put on you. So…buyer beware, caveat emptor, all that, I guess.

Deal. Mostly because I’d pay for those anyways.

I should host workshops on how to psychologically destroy people. Would any of you guys be down to learn how exactly to break someone down and annihilate their psyche at their most fundamental levels? If not, would you change your mind if I offered donuts?

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hi i exist today woahhhh

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS (autistically bounces around the room in n7 main)

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WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS. WHAT IS YOUR ARCANE KNOWLEDGE. ALSO IS N7 GETTING MILESTONES PLEASE

Million-dollar TV show idea: America’s Got Trauma. It’s America’s Got Talent, but if you get buzzered, the floor opens up below you, and you fall into a pit and get tortured for three weeks.

Yeah. Uh…not exactly the 4D psychological stuff you’re used to, but it’s fun nonetheless!! And as for the change…it’s, like, two pennies and a nickel. I think. Could be a really small quarter. You down?

Anyone wanna help me test some murder games I’ve been workshopping? I’ll take the death out *just* for testing reasons, AND I’ll give you, like, whatever change I have in my pocket!!!!

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sorry that i haven’t been active on this account got Distracted

Gonna assume that means you don’t know how you got here.

Damnit.

Oh, that’s SO much better. Hell yeah. I should bring people’s writers in on this way more often. Psychological torture is SO much easier when you’re effectively conspiring with a god.

Damnit. I always HATE when they collapse out of fear. Yeah sure, we can end it, and I’ll give them their lifeforce back. But…on one condition.

Just so they know this was all real…I wanna place a sticky note on their forehead that says “I’ll be back.”

And I intend on fulfilling that promise.