guy man dude creature

Soda Cats

tfw when you want to have fun and chant too but you can’t because you’re at work

So true

r/DPH NSFW The hatman does NOT respect gender pronouns past 450mg

hello recreational benadryl subreddit

this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"

fixed version

he's into bondage and always has his extra arms tied up BOOM you're welcome i'm genius (plus you can make it webbing for extra spider-y-ness)

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆😢    ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I will always be part of you
and I never plan on leaving.

𝗔𝗻𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆😞       ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I wonder what we can make
go wrong today.

𝗥𝗼𝗯 𝗭𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲🧟   ⁶ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
Everybodys fuckin in a UFO

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

ICE agent mid-air as he slips on ice and about to fall on his ass, nearly parallel to the ground. Two photographers enjoy the moment.

The Vincent D'Onofrio pig post: Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit

I think about this tweet every day

STOKE YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE MAN #AEWDynamite

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Mood

ZOHRAN MAMDANI ADDRESSES HIS ENEMIES

Higher quality cos I'm a sicko

George Santos freaking out over the election results: “Fuck you @CurtisSliwa I HATE YOU, your dumb wife, that stupid beret of yours and all your fucking cats!

One of the funniest ones I’ve seen yet:

hollering

Clip Studio Paint canvas with a red line art of three dog heads, each with many eyes, on solid black background

Cerberus 🩸

I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

i constantly think about this post

I want to hunt down whoever introduced the words “halcyon” and “plaster saints” to fic writers cause it shows up everywhere and they never fucking use it right. Whoever it was I’m hunting you tf down for this crime

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

just trying to enjoy my sweet small life :-)

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK