Luke

I don't know about you, but I'm sick of seeing auto playing videos of people being blown up in boats. WTF.
It's in my face every time I open this app. Back in the day you'd need a clearance for that kind of access to ISR feeds. I've probably seen more videos like this than most people and I hate it.

That was really good.

Interesting elk hunting trip... The bad news is that I didn't shoot an elk and my tent caught on fire.
The good news is that nothing else was damaged, my son and I had a nice time and I'm still sober despite the devil's best efforts to make me drink.

Does anyone seriously believe this? High school was the worst years of my life by a HUGE margin and I spent most of 2003 - 2010 as a lower enlisted soldier in a combat arms MOS in Iraq and Afghanistan.

My problem with deviled eggs is that I eat the entire plate before dinner and then have no room for the main event.

Perfectly distilled description of the current US economy.

lmao. I feel so seen! Hilarious.

elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand ALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand

I'm supposed to be training for an ultra marathon that's in 5 weeks but instead I'm taking a week off to go elk hunting and just had 3 cupcakes with frosting for dinner.

Depends on your definition of affordable, but get your credit card out and buy a Line 6 HX Stomp. It has various amp models and all kind of effects too. Loopers, phasers, distortion, delay, reverb etc...

Dude, you've got it bad. lmao. Welcome to the club.

This is what winning looks like. Amazing.

I don't have to fly anywhere in the near future, but if I did there is a 1000% chance that I'd wear a dirty cutoff, some ranger panties and my flip flops.

Love this thread.
I've pissed everyone off for not going see family and do the whole traditional holiday thing. That is a stupid tradition. What about what *I* want? No one gives a shit what my immediate family wants to do or how we want to spend our time.
If they want to see us, come on over.

My wife and daughter have become Stranger Things people. Somehow we haven't watched it until now. I don't get it, but everyone else in my house is singularly obsessed with it. Now I have no one to talk to.

My daughter is playing along on her violin and piano. 😬 It's getting to be a bit much.

My boys just figured out that they can play music via Bluetooth on their hoverboard. So they are ripping around the house BLASTING the How To Train Your Dragon theme song.

Probably one of the best iterations of this meme. lmao.

Imagine being the transportation secretary and giving a single flying fuck about me wearing my pajamas on my flight.

When do I - a regular person with a regular job and family - start to freak out?
At what point do I start preparing for the total collapse of the social order? This is just getting out of hand.

Beautiful day at work. It's not always this nice, but I love it when it is.

💯

I got a flat tire on my way home last night. My spare was flat too. So I walked to a gas station and filled up the spare. Walked back to my car, changed the tire and drove home. Came out this morning, the spare is flat again so I drove my truck to work. Ugh.
Still sober though.

Gross.

This is so real. lol

Correct.

Thank you!

325 days sober today.

A big maple tree fell at my place this weekend. I wish I could make a living just taking care of these woods.
I am going to try to mill this tree up and make some furniture out of it. Some of it is spalted which is very cool.

I married my best friend's younger sister and my mother in law still remarks about how many leftovers I used to eat at their house when I was in high school.