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@micbitch.bsky.social

she/her 31yr old failure full time proud cat mama unfortunate weeb mild gamer

14 Followers  |  14 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.6266

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I can’t believe I’m becoming one of those people that cooks with protein powder

21.01.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just crying during my rewatch of my happy marriage while being a domesticated baddie cuz the laundry needs folding

21.01.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys…the barrel jean moment is cute tho…

19.01.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuckkkkkk. I just got mad all over again 😑

15.01.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 93
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This is the face of a woman that wants to be friends with people who play Infinity Nikki…plz?

08.01.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My child at 1am wondering why I’m sleeping and not playing

08.01.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ari and shoujoooo leggooooo

03.01.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for making me feel seen and safe :)

29.12.2024 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been ridden with the Christmas plague and have since rewatched ALL of the Star Wars movies (in order of release)…three times.

29.12.2024 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should’ve brought nips back to the office since NO ONE IS HERE

20.12.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck you Bilbo you fucking fuck that jumpscare gets me everytime

17.12.2024 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So what do your work problems look like? Cuz mine was this bridge that I was begged to make

17.12.2024 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Immediately yes.

12.12.2024 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Thursday…you know what that means…

12.12.2024 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look….at….HER.

11.12.2024 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

11.12.2024 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 17411    πŸ” 2232    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 34
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I just sit in adoration with everything she does…even if it’s sleeping

09.12.2024 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just think me and my emotional support bagel twist need to be treated better

26.11.2024 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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there is nothing more important than this.

25.11.2024 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…wow…emotions can make you nauseous ?? insane…

25.11.2024 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like β€œTHE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

22.11.2024 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 38537    πŸ” 6096    πŸ’¬ 414    πŸ“Œ 296
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I just feel like…there is something in this pic watching me

21.11.2024 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im not egged on enough

21.11.2024 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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#toebeans

20.11.2024 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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where my tummy ache survivors at?

19.11.2024 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well, I did my part in making a straight cis man uncomfy today…what have you been doing??

19.11.2024 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cuz why WOULDNT we all choose to be tieflings

19.11.2024 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œHe’s a smart businessman…he’s going to fix the economy…”

Me:

18.11.2024 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 21278    πŸ” 1531    πŸ’¬ 473    πŸ“Œ 74

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