Hogor McBurger

I’m convinced nobody who thinks Jaylen Wells deserves roty has watched more than like 3 spurs games. They just looked at ts% and called it a day

AD isn’t even better than Mobley anymore I wouldn’t call him a superstar

He did really well but song selection was bad imo, he should’ve played money trees (assuming they found a way to censor it) and Wesley’s theory

Lewis Cine snubbed

Stafford is far more attractive than Flacco

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

Did you get hacked by a ref?

newspaper clipping (Brooklyn Daily Eagle, 11/4/1927): "What is the status, to raise an issue, of the ancient joke about the man who slipped on a banana peel? Is it just a joke, one of those things printed in newspapers, or did any one ever really slip in that way?" PRETTY GOOD | EPISODE 14 The history of slipping on banana peels SECRET BASE Written and directed by Jon Bois | 33 minutes | Color

after six months on the secret base patreon, we're finally gonna drop this for free on youtube tomorrow

The love affair for Jameis, the serial rapist who threw 2 pick 6s, makes it abundantly clear a ton of people would not give a shit about Watson if he was less bad.

THE COPS SHOWED UP TO PROTECT THE LOGO?????

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

Georgia State is 3-8 with wins against Vanderbilt and Texas State how is that even possible

Telling you from experience when your team loses to them it’s very easy to be mad

Tenma leaving a village and dropping a stone cold "There is a man I must kill" on his way out of town

not a big manga fiend but i've had people telling me i'd like Monster for as long as i can remember... reading it today and u know what they were right

seven-week-old baby being held by strange haggard man who looks like shit and is playing balatro on a nintendo switch

balatro sweeps “games you can play while holding baby and after having slept 8 of last 48 hours” awards

back to back songs on kendricks new album man at the garden hey now reincarnated tv off

KENDRICK I'M POURING HONEY ON YOU GOAT
I'M FLOATING

Kendrick’s therapist

They should do this to Anthony Davis

if you employ george pickens how many fights a year are you budgeting for. 10? 12? one per game? you’re never gonna change him you’ve just gotta work around it

5 clears

I’m convinced two factor authentication is responsible for millions of hours of lost productivity.

“Oh, each time you switch focus, you need to pick up your cell phone to log in and then wait just long enough to open an app to “check” and suddenly you’re logged out again. Rinse. Repeat”

Mahomes hasn’t been in the same tier as those guys since 2022, he’s in the Baker Mayfield tier now

I’m hearing if the Chiefs win out, they still have a chance at the playoffs, so don’t stop watching yet