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Ian Bell Danskin

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the world may never know why the serial rapist kept going to the island where people rape children

04.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

weird to decide that is the only valid criterion

04.03.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Has he been accused by over a dozen women of sexual assault? Yes. Did he repeatedly visit Pedophile Island? Yes. Does his name appear in the Epstein Files? Absolutely. Did the pedophile sex trafficker say he 'likes them young'? Undoubtedly! But has he been accused by a child? Well... not yet."

04.03.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repost with the greatest cartoon themesong of all time.

(I'm disqualifying Bebop and FLCL because they're too obviously correct)

youtu.be/7R2vFDIBToI?...

04.03.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 18
Epstein’s former employee Johanna SjΓΆberg testified in 2016 that Epstein had once quipped β€œClinton likes them young” in reference to girls.

Epstein’s former employee Johanna SjΓΆberg testified in 2016 that Epstein had once quipped β€œClinton likes them young” in reference to girls.

04.03.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Bill Clinton sexual assault and misconduct allegations - Wikipedia

he's been accused by over a dozen women

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cl...

04.03.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he's in the files of the pedophilia ring

bsky.app/profile/rene...

04.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

medieval fantasy setting where melodramatic speeches end with "it pissed me off!"

04.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PUT THE KIT AWAY EMILY

03.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

only cuz y'all keep joking about it!!

03.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you're not the first who's tried!

03.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not queer or trans, I just have a lot of Sag in my chart

03.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me

03.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a while ago I was talking to an acquaintance I hadn't seen in a while about some relational drama, and she said, "well, that's queer Boston for you." and I smiled and said "I'm actually straight."

she looked at me for a sec and said "Ian, you may be heterosexual, but you're not STRAIGHT."

03.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

in about 6 months your egg is gonna crack and a horse will come out

03.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(I am a cis man, by the way! I have interrogated my gender many times and, while what "man" means to me changes a bit every time, the answer keeps coming back "man." "man" actually gets more comfortable the more I interrogate it. but I do appreciate your concern!)

03.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

bro people suggest I'm a girl all the time, and I'm a boring straight guy. it does nothing negative to me. they aren't sure how to read my vibe and want me to be happy. chill the fuck out.

03.03.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm choosing to believe this chapter is about leftist infighting and anarch-communism ultimately succeeding over Stalinism

03.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can't Dark Knight Rises/High-Rise me, Octopath Traveler

03.03.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can't Hunger Games me, Octopath Traveler

03.03.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

could you give us a list of the serial child rapists in the order we are allowed to criticize them? I will happily go through the whole thing.

03.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no wonder my mail gets returned

03.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait what

03.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it just kinda happens

03.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ludonarrative Two Bass Hit (Dub) by Squarepusher

03.03.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's not even ludonarrative dissonance, it's just atonality. the plot and the mechanics exist in separate canons. they don't clash because they're barely related.

03.03.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this plot twist is basically "what if Anastasia Romanov grew up to be Lenin"

03.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this *is* the best game in the series, but it is *not* fundamentally different. it is still Octopath, and you should not pay too close attention to it.

03.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh I see he's secretly a hypocrite, so it's okay that we're opposing this empirically correct radical

03.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"I agree with you but, ooo, your methods........."

03.03.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0