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@samsonscreg.bsky.social

Eldritch Millennial Father/Husband Pagan/Nerd I like to party.

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I had the same problem. It's one of the reasons I grew a beard. I look like a baby without one.

04.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are the kind of flexes that I like to see.

13.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Were you holding it sideways to line up the edges? That's when plant stuff ends up in various parts on me.

10.10.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? I drink one before I go to the gym and it's never sent me to the can.

06.08.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FLβ€”Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. β€œWow, you’ve got the whole room tarped upβ€”you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell […]

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting theonion.com/ghislai...

27.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2735    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 15

I'm kinda the same way. Except I don't have an urge to run away, just lurk.

27.07.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall ALT: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall
15.07.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. You and my son have the same standards for salons.

28.03.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks good! If I saw that, I'd think they were using one of the photo backdrops.

27.03.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's totally true. Also, in a crisis... I thrive with or without meds.

21.03.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck!

26.02.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's cool how much a little, relatively simple, machine is able to speed up a process that normally takes thousands (or millions) of years.

22.02.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know you could do that on Twitter. I'd have used it more if I had known, but I'd also have been more disappointed about deleting my account. But yeah, the reposts make things cluttered.

21.02.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After my wife found out the Eagles won, she said, "Some cars are getting set on fire in Philly tonight!"

10.02.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, it's also a gun. According to my son, it's been a term for a gun longer than it has for hotdogs. I learned this when we were listening to a song and a guy mentioned using a glizzy in an aggressive way. I laughed and then got schooled.

09.02.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn't get into this game. I'm already a regular dude with a sword.

09.02.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man... I keep wondering that myself. Everyday.

08.02.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have my condolences on your future employment.

06.02.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We have been working on this blog post for a while now. With the recent rise in hatred, it seems incredibly important to make sure there's a comprehensive list of what to look out for.

Read the blog here: witchplz.ca/blogs/twwb/r...

05.02.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

I was not expecting or prepared to hear political takes from Eve 6 this morning.

04.02.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Grocery store sushi has been around for years, but I still haven't seen gas station sushi. And I've been lookin'.

04.02.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get it. I occasionally crave food that I know will mess me up.

01.02.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts. Even our flawed founders knew this.

"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government..."

31.01.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hang in there lone tumbler!

28.01.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I bought these from @fairygothparent.bsky.social back in 2022, and they have been on my car ever since. I'm not planning on taking them off.

27.01.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you planning on dropping one or cross posting?

22.01.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta blow that shit out, Rob!

20.01.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
America Defeats America

America Defeats America

America Defeats America
theonion.com/america...

20.01.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4300    πŸ” 725    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 29

I'm glad that even our Canadian friends get it.

20.01.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to thank President Barack Obama for bringing back Tiktok.

19.01.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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