It’s-a Alex!

haha losers

I can’t fucking tell anymore and it’s pissing me off

I keep saying, I’m willing to accept that it can be useful for some grunt work, but I’m not gonna use it for that until it stops guzzling a bathtub full of water every time

Right?? Like at least pack them with their buddy.

This is a really good size box for me to reuse for wholesale orders, so I’m not super mad about it, but what the hell

Six cans of shaving cream, each one packaged individually in an overly large box

I ordered six cans of shaving cream (technically three sets of two) and this is how they just arrived

March is International #LongCovid Awareness Month and the 15th is Awareness Day. I've been living with Long Covid for 6 years. All it took was one SARS-CoV-2 infection and never recovering from Covid-19. This disease has taken so much from me, and the world has left me and so many others behind. 1/3

I'll read ebooks but it's actually crazy how much less interested I am in a magazine if it's just a digital version. I need the tactility.

😂🔥😂🔥 😂🔥😂🔥 😂🔥

a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air

I'd planned to do my taxes today. Sure, fascismdaddy, let me fund your unjustified war.

Dreamt I was explaining “Do you love the color of the sky?” to my dad. He was like “hmm.”

why'd they have to make cottagecore evil, ughhhh

increasingly ominous amount of floooof

them being besties makes me so happy

also appreciating how well this post fits your username lol

He's so handsome

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

What is he, I love him 😭

I'm kind of fascinated by this AI blog post that spooked the market. Apparently, "what if AI succeeds and that's bad" is scarier to the market than "what if AI fails." I'm starting to realize these people genuinely, truly believe the spaceship is about to arrive.

I don't understand why I'm so bad at drawing snakes. YOU ARE A LINE WITH A FACE

crying white man, says pls bro

Please bro. Please just use our AI thing. Please use our free AI thing and get dependent on it so we can charge you for it later. Please, bro. We've invested so much shareholder money into this shit.

Audiobooks still at least stimulate some parts of your brain. Vibe coding is like having a robot read you the Wikipedia summary of the book.

I’ve been trying to clamber out of it for two years now, it’s a bitch

the number of times I've said "Alexandra" and had someone immediately repeat back "Alexandria"...

No, you've invented a syllable. I JUST said it.

I'd never snoop on my bf's phone 😤

Because it's all in dark mode and I don't understand how to use an Android.

My ex always heard/sang the lyric as “eat a ripe bananaaaaa…”

Introducing people to the MASH theme song lyrics and the accompanying lore never gets old

Pronouncing “Bluesky” like “brewski”

I don't care who you are or what your purpose is, if you have a robot call me instead of a person I'm hangin' up.

my problem with AI is that I lived with someone in my 20s who'd leave the faucet running and was super quick to confidently tell me the wrong thing and I just don't want to go back