It’s-a Alex!

😂🔥😂🔥 😂🔥😂🔥 😂🔥

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I'd planned to do my taxes today. Sure, fascismdaddy, let me fund your unjustified war.

Dreamt I was explaining “Do you love the color of the sky?” to my dad. He was like “hmm.”

why'd they have to make cottagecore evil, ughhhh

increasingly ominous amount of floooof

them being besties makes me so happy

also appreciating how well this post fits your username lol

He's so handsome

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

What is he, I love him 😭

I'm kind of fascinated by this AI blog post that spooked the market. Apparently, "what if AI succeeds and that's bad" is scarier to the market than "what if AI fails." I'm starting to realize these people genuinely, truly believe the spaceship is about to arrive.

I don't understand why I'm so bad at drawing snakes. YOU ARE A LINE WITH A FACE

crying white man, says pls bro

Please bro. Please just use our AI thing. Please use our free AI thing and get dependent on it so we can charge you for it later. Please, bro. We've invested so much shareholder money into this shit.

Audiobooks still at least stimulate some parts of your brain. Vibe coding is like having a robot read you the Wikipedia summary of the book.

I’ve been trying to clamber out of it for two years now, it’s a bitch

the number of times I've said "Alexandra" and had someone immediately repeat back "Alexandria"...

No, you've invented a syllable. I JUST said it.

I'd never snoop on my bf's phone 😤

Because it's all in dark mode and I don't understand how to use an Android.

My ex always heard/sang the lyric as “eat a ripe bananaaaaa…”

Introducing people to the MASH theme song lyrics and the accompanying lore never gets old

Pronouncing “Bluesky” like “brewski”

I don't care who you are or what your purpose is, if you have a robot call me instead of a person I'm hangin' up.

my problem with AI is that I lived with someone in my 20s who'd leave the faucet running and was super quick to confidently tell me the wrong thing and I just don't want to go back

This is how I feel about AI everything. AI art, AI customer service, AI coders, whatever…I want real flesh and blood beings with their own weird little personalities at the wheel. Otherwise I’m bored.

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Inject 57 degrees, humid and sunny INTO MY VEINS. I feel like I could flip a car right now.

Seriously!!!!

Man why do people who run airbnbs think everyone wants stuff to be ultra-modern? I'm going to goddamn York, I want it to look OLD AS SHIT

Job listings are literally insane

Mine are always either related to schedule or locker anxiety 😅

Elon Musk trying so hard to get invited to the pedophile parties and them not wanting him has the same energy as when your boyfriend tries to cheat on you but can’t find any takers. It’s almost somehow worse.

Cloac bloac